WendyB: Not Just a Pretty Face

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Wendy Brandes hosted a dinner in L.A. for her blogger friends, and she wore this ring, one of her more spectacular designs. She even let me try it on!

It was a lovely dinner and everyone had a great time.

Here’s the thing that surprised me most: She is not just pretty, but stunning. I nearly fell out of my chair when she arrived. She appears to be made of porcelain, or white marble. She is small but perfectly shaped. She looks brand new, like she just came out of the box. She is a sex kitten, frankly, despite her big brain.

I nearly molested her, but since we both agreed that we don’t believe in ‘bisexuals,’ I restrained myself.

If you have money and taste, buy youself a piece of   Wendy Brandes jewelery. And try to see her in person, if you have the chance.

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18 Responses to WendyB: Not Just a Pretty Face

  1. WendyB says:

    Oh, Sister Wolf, if you keep complimenting me so much I’m going to be so vain that I’ll probably think this song is about me. You must desist! Also, “since we both agreed that we don’t believe in ‘bisexuals,’ I restrained myself.” made me laugh Diet Coke out my nose and put me on the LGBT permanent shitlist simultaneously. Not many things accomplish that.

    Whatcha doing tomorrow (Monday)?

  2. It is true Wendy B is made of porcelain, the most perfectly kept skin, I only know one other person with the same.

  3. jools says:

    I need to be a blogger……

  4. I don’t believe in bisexuals either!

  5. Maja says:

    I’ve found myself drooling over her jewelry more than once, but alas, I only have the taste and not the money 🙂

  6. jennine says:

    i got to try that ring on too! it’s so incredible…. i just don’t know of any other ring that’s so unique and intricate

  7. Jill says:

    I’m incredibly jealous that I missed out on meeting the two of you! Dammit, life isn’t fair!

    Bisexuals don’t do it for me either…to me, sex involves a dick…I’m not an oyster lover.

  8. Jill says:

    That was crass wasn’t it?! Sorry, I’m sick and on drugs. Not fun drugs either. But…listen to this, Sister! The Happy Hooker and I’ve been emailing back and forth all frigging weekend! How fucking cool is that?!

  9. That’s my dream ring. Once somebody anyhow close to me gets rich that ring is mine. And that’s a perfect description of WendyB! More stunning in person, for real.

  10. skye says:

    Am not surprised to read any of this!

  11. Andra says:

    Jill, I hope you are talking about Xaviera. Isn’t she fantastic?

  12. K-Line says:

    Love this post!

  13. Bex says:

    You and WendyB are the two I want to meet the most…you guys are like, celebs!

  14. Aja says:

    I feel left out.

  15. Jill says:

    Yes, Andra, I am! And yes she is

  16. HelOnWheels says:

    I <3 WendyBs blog and jewelry. I’ve started a separate “fund” so I could, one day in the very distant future, buy this skull ring.

  17. Alicia says:

    Shit. That ring makes my jaw fall every time I see it….trying it on is a whole other level of ecstasy.

    I’m so glad I got to meet you. =D

  18. Dirty Laundry says:

    i dont believe in heterosexuals

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