If only these had a bit of fringe added, maybe sticking out of the back like th new YSL pumps? Theya re jsut so UNDERSTATED I wish there was something to make them more insanely rad or stupidly cool….
Cowboy spurs and a donkey to come with, so I could kill them on an Easter catwalk in the middle of an ecstatic audience waving palm-leaves and shouting Hosanna!
Zippers.
…. never been put into production?
..a dead Heather Mills McCartney wearing a ball gag with her “good” foot in it…?
If only these boots had…….style
One of those flicky knife things that pops out of the toe (Can you tell I’m not a trained assassin?).
Little taxidermied ferret skulls hanging off those chains, obviously.
Tassels made of locusts and an insane grasshopper zip.
Some totally rad faux fur fringing. obviously.
Shearling, obviously.
And maybe a shrunken monkey head.
shearling! ahahahaha
a small but strong bonfire underneath them.
……… eyes. or beak.
Bells and whistles!!
throwing up right now.
they are obviously crying out for some sort of skull/dead animal embellishment
If only these had a bit of fringe added, maybe sticking out of the back like th new YSL pumps? Theya re jsut so UNDERSTATED I wish there was something to make them more insanely rad or stupidly cool….
One fewer strap?
spikes, an open toe, and a glow stick attached to the heel. that would create perfection.
Cleats
A navigation system… shit… there’s so much going on as is. I hate these!
fringe and a cockroach charm hanging from the chains. I’d rock these badboys with my jean+shirt jumper and a pamela love claw necklace
…a teapot hanging off of them like our Marie.
Peep toes.
a Whistle and a swiss army knife!
…..never being made. (They’re HIDEOUS).
Horns.
If only these boots had a real velociraptor claw dangling from them!
Jane Aldridges moley ankle coming out the top
never been born
not been made (I know stating the obvious)
a small russian village.
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Its own conveyor belt so the wearers need not use their feet for actual walking?
A rad fur lining made from the wool of some llama’s the Erin Wasson hand raised. Only then would I consider acquiring these.
A USB port? A can opener?
feathers! spikes! live animals! an even more insulting price tag!
a vibrator attachment
skye – HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! (obviously)
Jenni – HAhahahahahahaha! Did you mean acquire or curate?
Cybill -HAHAHAHAHHA, hahahahaha, hahahahaha! I just woke up and I’m reading these from the top. You have already made my life worth living today xo
cattirun – Ooooooh, do you write for Refinery 29? Great fashiony nomenclature you’re rocking there!
….an espresso maker
The other shoe?
A ponytail. Like a real tail from a pony. Almost a train for your shoes, you know. Kill it. Rock it. Trip over it.
If only these boots had…
…been set on fire.
Human hair!
Cowboy spurs and a donkey to come with, so I could kill them on an Easter catwalk in the middle of an ecstatic audience waving palm-leaves and shouting Hosanna!
Wings. Miss J craves a pair of flying shoes.
the wherewithal to curl up and die
A pencil sharpener?