What’s Missing?

If only these boots had ______________________.

(opening ceremony $630)

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83 Responses to What’s Missing?

  1. Sister Wolf says:

    HAhahahahahahahahahahaha, jesus, a pencil sharpener! a beak!

  2. Katie says:

    Clear heals…

  3. nats says:

    a peep-toe and a hollow lucite heal that houses a live cockroach.

  4. nats says:

    *heel, dammit.

  5. Cricket9 says:

    OH oh oh I almost peed myself… I would love swiss army pocket knife (but only the biggest model) and a teapot. You guys all rock!!!

  6. Lana says:

    Feathers and maybe a dead animal/skeleton.

  7. patni says:

    My foot? ooops. I like ’em.

  8. Andra says:

    A shrunken head with beads and definitely feathers, lots of feathers.

  9. Andra says:

    Fresh flowers.

  10. Witch Moma says:

    Clear heels with live goldfish swimming around in them.

  11. Srenna says:

    One of those little paper umbrellas that you put in drinks?

  12. Arden says:

    Feathers! Horns! And what Sreena wrote. A tiny paper umbrella sticking out of the top.

  13. Suebob says:

    Trying to think of something original…can’t beat the ferret skulls, damn it all.

    Typewriter keys?

  14. Tina says:

    I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with all of you people. These boots are achingly cool. 🙂

  15. A says:

    a mechanism to selfdestruct in 5 seconds. *cue MI score

  16. bri says:

    a grenade launcher.

  17. Tanya says:

    Stirrups and a snow leopard crawling up them…. crafted out of real snow leopard fur?

  18. Anqui says:

    a studded taxidermied mouse with Lucite and animal print/ “jungle”/”tribal” embellishments…maybe even with some tiny religious symbols thrown for good measure. (to go with the ever present crosses, Amy Odell’s “fashion Jew” and the cat “yarmulkes” in that FunnyorDie cat show video)

  19. carmencatalina says:

    Oh, definitely the teapot. With tea in it, of course. On a cool fall day, what could be nicer than a hot cuppa, poured from one’s own boot?

  20. Jlynn says:

    (heel and toe)

  21. Jlynn says:

    a secret cyanide capsule compartment.

  22. Jlynn says:

    -a dash of “Fashion Jew” panache!

    (as suggested by Anqui- maybe a platinum/ruby Star of David dangling from the tri-strap juncture..?)

  23. A concealed knife in the toe a la Rosa Klebb.

  24. Desiree says:

    been rammed onto Sea’s head.

  25. Mickey says:

    Dunno, an ipad holder?

  26. been found in the costume shop for Firefly.

  27. Sister Wolf says:

    Anqui – Oooooooooooooooh!

    twistedlamb – HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  28. peaceBwithU says:

    My feet in them…. honestly I like them.

  29. Deena says:

    go go gadget springs.

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