What’s Missing?

If only these boots had ______________________.

(opening ceremony $630)

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83 Responses to What’s Missing?

  1. enna. says:

    Zippers.

  2. helen says:

    …. never been put into production?

  3. ..a dead Heather Mills McCartney wearing a ball gag with her “good” foot in it…?

  4. Alison Cross says:

    If only these boots had…….style

  5. BethUK says:

    One of those flicky knife things that pops out of the toe (Can you tell I’m not a trained assassin?).

  6. skye says:

    Little taxidermied ferret skulls hanging off those chains, obviously.

  7. Tassels made of locusts and an insane grasshopper zip.

  8. Alex says:

    Some totally rad faux fur fringing. obviously.

  9. Shearling, obviously.
    And maybe a shrunken monkey head.

  10. Zoe says:

    shearling! ahahahaha

  11. Cybill says:

    a small but strong bonfire underneath them.

  12. Aja says:

    Bells and whistles!!

  13. the real andrea says:

    throwing up right now.

  14. lila says:

    they are obviously crying out for some sort of skull/dead animal embellishment

  15. AmandaMichele says:

    If only these had a bit of fringe added, maybe sticking out of the back like th new YSL pumps? Theya re jsut so UNDERSTATED I wish there was something to make them more insanely rad or stupidly cool….

  16. Sheri says:

    One fewer strap?

  17. Jennifer says:

    spikes, an open toe, and a glow stick attached to the heel. that would create perfection.

  18. vergoncha says:

    A navigation system… shit… there’s so much going on as is. I hate these!

  19. cattirun says:

    fringe and a cockroach charm hanging from the chains. I’d rock these badboys with my jean+shirt jumper and a pamela love claw necklace

  20. Ann says:

    …a teapot hanging off of them like our Marie.

  21. Beck says:

    Peep toes.

  22. Joy D. says:

    a Whistle and a swiss army knife!

  23. Jane B says:

    …..never being made. (They’re HIDEOUS).

  24. Olive Samadhi says:

    Horns.

  25. Cecilia Duraes says:

    If only these boots had a real velociraptor claw dangling from them!

  26. Georgia says:

    Jane Aldridges moley ankle coming out the top

  27. claudia says:

    never been born

  28. not been made (I know stating the obvious)

  29. sally onion says:

    a small russian village.

  30. Loren says:

    Its own conveyor belt so the wearers need not use their feet for actual walking?

  31. Jenni says:

    A rad fur lining made from the wool of some llama’s the Erin Wasson hand raised. Only then would I consider acquiring these.

  32. Joan says:

    A USB port? A can opener?

  33. harps says:

    feathers! spikes! live animals! an even more insulting price tag!

  34. jess says:

    a vibrator attachment

  35. Sister Wolf says:

    skye – HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! (obviously)

  36. Sister Wolf says:

    Jenni – HAhahahahahahaha! Did you mean acquire or curate?

  37. Sister Wolf says:

    Cybill -HAHAHAHAHHA, hahahahaha, hahahahaha! I just woke up and I’m reading these from the top. You have already made my life worth living today xo

  38. Sister Wolf says:

    cattirun – Ooooooh, do you write for Refinery 29? Great fashiony nomenclature you’re rocking there!

  39. Louise says:

    ….an espresso maker

  40. christine says:

    A ponytail. Like a real tail from a pony. Almost a train for your shoes, you know. Kill it. Rock it. Trip over it.

  41. HelOnWheels says:

    If only these boots had…

    …been set on fire.

  42. Juri says:

    Cowboy spurs and a donkey to come with, so I could kill them on an Easter catwalk in the middle of an ecstatic audience waving palm-leaves and shouting Hosanna!

  43. Miss Janey says:

    Wings. Miss J craves a pair of flying shoes.

  44. Esme Green says:

    the wherewithal to curl up and die

  45. Ann says:

    A pencil sharpener?

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