a studded taxidermied mouse with Lucite and animal print/ “jungle”/”tribal” embellishments…maybe even with some tiny religious symbols thrown for good measure. (to go with the ever present crosses, Amy Odell’s “fashion Jew” and the cat “yarmulkes” in that FunnyorDie cat show video)
HAhahahahahahahahahahaha, jesus, a pencil sharpener! a beak!
Clear heals…
a peep-toe and a hollow lucite heal that houses a live cockroach.
*heel, dammit.
OH oh oh I almost peed myself… I would love swiss army pocket knife (but only the biggest model) and a teapot. You guys all rock!!!
Feathers and maybe a dead animal/skeleton.
My foot? ooops. I like ’em.
A shrunken head with beads and definitely feathers, lots of feathers.
Fresh flowers.
Clear heels with live goldfish swimming around in them.
One of those little paper umbrellas that you put in drinks?
Feathers! Horns! And what Sreena wrote. A tiny paper umbrella sticking out of the top.
Trying to think of something original…can’t beat the ferret skulls, damn it all.
Typewriter keys?
I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with all of you people. These boots are achingly cool. 🙂
a mechanism to selfdestruct in 5 seconds. *cue MI score
a grenade launcher.
Stirrups and a snow leopard crawling up them…. crafted out of real snow leopard fur?
a studded taxidermied mouse with Lucite and animal print/ “jungle”/”tribal” embellishments…maybe even with some tiny religious symbols thrown for good measure. (to go with the ever present crosses, Amy Odell’s “fashion Jew” and the cat “yarmulkes” in that FunnyorDie cat show video)
Oh, definitely the teapot. With tea in it, of course. On a cool fall day, what could be nicer than a hot cuppa, poured from one’s own boot?
Style
Taps.
(heel and toe)
a secret cyanide capsule compartment.
-a dash of “Fashion Jew” panache!
(as suggested by Anqui- maybe a platinum/ruby Star of David dangling from the tri-strap juncture..?)
A concealed knife in the toe a la Rosa Klebb.
been rammed onto Sea’s head.
… opposable thumbs.
Dunno, an ipad holder?
been found in the costume shop for Firefly.
OnStar
Anqui – Oooooooooooooooh!
twistedlamb – HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
wifi
My feet in them…. honestly I like them.
go go gadget springs.