Why Did God Allow These Boots?

Just kidding, there is no god! But still, wtf with this “boot” by Dsquared2?  The longer you look, the more it doesn’t make sense.

DSQUARED2 incorporates rustic aesthetics with luxurious fabrics and embellishments. The Bou Bou biker ankle boots feature a stiletto high heel, open toe and embroidered denim details.

Fine, but what about that pocket thing? Is it a coin purse? Do you hide your Oxycontin in there?

What an abomination. A snap, a zipper, 5.3 inch heels, plaid cotton….add an open toe and somehow, it’s a biker boot.

It’s a little less scary from behind:

And yet, I just want to wipe it off the face of the earth.I want to see it drowning and calling for help as I watch it go under. Is that so wrong?

At $1,355, there is only one pair left at Farfetch. Because ugly has no price.

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10 Responses to Why Did God Allow These Boots?

  1. Mark-E says:

    Wow. Those vile twins have taken hideous denim to a new level.

  2. David Duff says:

    “These boots are (not) made for walking,
    But walking’s what they do,
    One of these days these boots are gonna walk right over you!”

  3. Suspended says:

    I count three collars. No pair of shoes needs that many collars. Any collars.

  4. Helen Waite says:

    What is “luxurious” about denim and grommets?
    The photo is so crap that they didn’t fix the pseudo-burberry stuff folded up under the flap.

  5. Charlotte K says:

    My thoughts and prayers are with you.

  6. Penny says:

    You’ve done it again SW…….where on earth did you find these?? The nurse in me is thinking that the pocket could be used for the corn plasters, ankle strapping and bunion protectors that would be needed after a few hours of these horrors being strapped to your feet.

  7. Dj says:

    Great for capsule wardrobe! A little edgy leather? Check! A little preppy plaid fabric? Check! A chic stiletto? Check! A cross ankle Purse? Check! Sandal toe? Check! What else does a girl need?

  8. Dj says:

    Forgot the touch of denim!

  9. Suspended says:

    Yes DJ, and one can put a bowtie on them for formal occasions 😉

  10. Romeo says:

    “Why Did God Allow These Boots?” If God exists and loves His followers then why do so many Christians think their lives and prosperity depend on guns?

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