Author Archives: Sister Wolf

More Amy Worship

Posted on November 4, 2007 by Sister Wolf

Even when she’s completely messed up, like here at the MTV Europe Music Awards, Amy is a goddess. I can’t take my eyes off her! I want to have sex with her, or take care of her, or just devote … Continue reading →

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IV Drip Girl

Posted on November 3, 2007 by Sister Wolf

Remember Starving Girl from Shopbop? This model from Active Endeavors is even more close to death, I think. I would like to see her on an IV Drip, as soon as possible. Eat, IV Drip Girl, before it’s too late!

Posted in Disorders, Fashion | 7 Comments

E Tu, Dog the Bounty Hunter?

Posted on November 3, 2007 by Sister Wolf

I barely know who he is, but I’m shocked to hear that Dog used the word  ‘nigger’ on the phone. Can they prove it was really him? Surely not. Even though he’s spent time in a Mexican prison, it doesn’t mean … Continue reading →

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Karen Hughes: Heck of a Job, Brownie!

Posted on November 2, 2007 by Sister Wolf

Karen Hughes has resigned as George Bush’s undersecretary of state for public diplomacy and public affairs. Condi accepted her resignation and noted of Hughes: “She has done a remarkable job.” As we now know, this can be translated to: She … Continue reading →

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Amy Winehouse: A German Review

Posted on October 30, 2007 by Sister Wolf

I guess Amy Winehouse had some difficulties during her recent concert in Germany. It breaks my heart to think she may not be able to pull herself together. Still, it’s fun to read this wacky Google translation of a German … Continue reading →

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More Awful Word Usage

Posted on October 28, 2007 by Sister Wolf

I’ve been trying to explain to my husband why I can’t stand the expression “Good stuff!” How do you explain the irritating nature of this stupid rejoinder? “Great stuff” is the same. It’s like nails on a chalkboard. Why do … Continue reading →

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“What Not To Wear”: No Thanks.

Posted on October 27, 2007 by Sister Wolf

Last night I watched a TV make-over show for the first time. “What Not To Wear” features a pair of obnoxious “fashion authorities” who convert a normal looking person who has developed their own style, into a bland non-entity you’d … Continue reading →

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Are You Worried About Angry Monkeys?

Posted on October 26, 2007 by Sister Wolf

I’ve been worried ever since that birthday cake chimp attack, so it’s good to have some advice on this subject. Slate tells us how to behave around an angry monkey, but I think the first step is to avoid New … Continue reading →

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Condi Rice: One Badass War Criminal!

Posted on October 25, 2007 by Sister Wolf

When a protester appeared at a Congressional hearing and stuck her blood-painted hands in Condi’s face, the Secretary of State gave her a look like, “Get up out my grill, bitch!” Whoa! Condi didn’t flinch. What does it take to … Continue reading →

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Meet Waris Ahluwalia

Posted on October 24, 2007 by Sister Wolf

Waris Ahluwalia is a socialite, actor, and an untrained jewelry designer whose whimsical pieces are carried at only a few prestigious stores and boutiques. His designs are really cool, as you might expect from a guy who wears a big … Continue reading →

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