Author Archives: Sister Wolf

Poor Marc Jacobs

Posted on March 13, 2007 by Sister Wolf

Thank god Marc Jacobs is safely in rehab! I know I’m a little late on this tragic handbag, but now that I’ve seen it, I can see it was a cry for help. Where were Marc’s friends when he designed … Continue reading →

Posted in Disorders, Fashion, Horrible Stuff | 1 Comment

Ann Coulter is a Whore!

Posted on March 7, 2007 by Sister Wolf

Oh god, ‘whore’ is just a schoolyard taunt. I’m only kidding! What I meant is that she’s a cunt.

Posted in Horrible Stuff, News, Words | 6 Comments

The Vow-Breaker Booties

Posted on March 7, 2007 by Sister Wolf

Within 24 hours of initiating a moratorium on shopping, I had to order these booties by Tashkent. I don’t even care if they’re comfortable, and I’ll probably never wear them. But look how cute they are!

Posted in Fashion | 3 Comments

God is a Spandrel

Posted on March 6, 2007 by Sister Wolf

Scholars studying the evolution of religion tend to agree on one point: that religious belief is an outgrowth of brain architecture that evolved during early human history. What they disagree about is why a tendency to believe evolved, whether it … Continue reading →

Posted in Religion, Words | 1 Comment

Black Sun

Posted on March 2, 2007 by Sister Wolf

Years ago I read a newspaper article about an artist who was blinded when a complete stranger threw acid in his face. I’ll never forget that the author of the article noted that “[the artist], who is still bitter….” Whoa! … Continue reading →

Posted in Art, Horrible Stuff | 1 Comment

Netflix Imbroglio

Posted on March 2, 2007 by Sister Wolf

The following email exchange between Netflix and my nephew Duncan makes me glad to be alive! Problem With Your Recent Return Dear Duncan, We received an empty white sleeve in your recent return. If you haven’t already sent back the DVD you … Continue reading →

Posted in Art, Guest Author, Words | 5 Comments

Ha Ha, Good One!

Posted on February 28, 2007 by Sister Wolf

I think Prada is having a laugh with this awful new handbag, the Napa Fringe Hobo. You can get it at Neiman Marcus for $2,195, but you’d better hurry. It’s sure to be the new “It bag” of the season.

Posted in Fashion | 3 Comments

Heavyweights

Posted on February 28, 2007 by Sister Wolf

I was looking around the internets for a story I heard about a 900 pound woman who was removed from her house by a crane or something, to go to the hospital. I saw this on the TV news, which … Continue reading →

Posted in Disorders, Horrible Stuff | 3 Comments

Sister Wolf Explains It All

Posted on February 22, 2007 by Sister Wolf

For those of you who had to go to work and had to miss the ANS hearing, here is a synopsis: Judge Seidlin was a showboating nutcase who babbled incoherent asides throughout the hearing and turned out to be a … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrities, Horrible Stuff, News | 2 Comments

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