Category Archives: Celebrities

Pirating Music is Against the Law!

But not at my house! I woke up to a wonderful gift from my Webmaster…a 2-CD recording of Prince’s performance at Coachella last week. Not only a high quality recording but a track list and everything. You know how fussy … Continue reading

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Today’s Dilemma

Don’t worry, I didn’t forget about the baby with two faces. I’ve been sick in bed. I know it’s my duty to call attention to Horrible Stuff, so here are two things to think about. The baby was born in … Continue reading

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A $4 Million Shoe Budget

In the Los Angeles Times this week, I read that Danielle Steele spends four to five  million dollars a year on shoes for herself and her daughters. This was revealed by a longtime shoe salesman at Barneys. Fuck! This puts a … Continue reading

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Listen to Vivienne Westwood

   Doesn’t Dame Vivienne Westwood look fantastic here at age 65?   I didn’t know that she accepted another honour at Buckingham Palace without “wearing knickers!” You can see a short interview with her here. It’s fun to hear her call … Continue reading

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Pastor Melissa Scott: Holy Christ!

Wednesday night was the first day of my new life as a follower of televangelist Melissa Scott, and once you’ve seen her, I’m sure you’ll agree that you simply can’t get enough of her. Pastor Melissa Scott is the third … Continue reading

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Kate Hudson’s Butt

Kate Hudson has pulled off a brilliant publicity stunt by pretending to be pregnant and then unveiling her body in a skimpy thong-style bikini. Her pristine white butt has appeared on every celebrity gossip site, photographed  from every possible angle. After … Continue reading

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Joe Dallesandro

I’m feeling a little guilty for being so negative and angry all the time, even though that is my calling, so let’s just relax and enjoy the timeless beauty of Joe Dallesandro. I once had a photo of him on … Continue reading

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What is Feist For?

Why did god make Feist?   I know why he made Lindsay Lohan (so we can make fun of her) and Renee Zellweger (so we can all scream “eeoow!” when we see her making that face) and that guy in Maroon … Continue reading

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Grammy Awards 2008 Exegesis

The Grammy Awards show was all about Amy Winehouse, but here’s what else happened. Frank Sinatra, who won’t stay dead, talked about the awards and then joined Alicia Keyes in a duet. Alicia looked gorgeous, even though her hairdo was … Continue reading

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Brad Renfro and the Trouble With Larry Clark

Larry Clark is a ‘polarizing’ figure, as they say about Hillary Clinton. You either deplore him for exploiting screwed up young people or admire him as a fearless artist with a unique vision. After reading a piece in the LA … Continue reading

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