Category Archives: Celebrities

Understanding Tom Cruise

Posted on January 20, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Have you watched the Tom Cruise recruiting video and wondered what the hell he’s talking about? Here is a glossary of Scientology terms to help decipher Tom’s important message. I plan to incorporate some of these terms into my everyday … Continue reading →

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I Love Marion Jones

Posted on January 18, 2008 by Sister Wolf

I’ve always thought that Marion Jones  was a goddess, and I don’t care that she took steroids. I can’t believe the outrage heaped upon her. What a morally backward society we are! Why don’t all athletes just take steroids, like bodybuilders … Continue reading →

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“People Want to be Jade Jagger”

Posted on January 10, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Jade Jagger is up to no good, and I feel it’s my duty to share the bad tidings. First, she has launched her new line of jewelry and it’s surprisingly awful. Here is a “goldtone” skull necklace for $475. Is … Continue reading →

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Suing Lindsay Lohan

Posted on January 9, 2008 by Sister Wolf

This morning I  saw the headline “Woman Says She Was Traumatized by Lohan” and my reaction was: Join the Club! I too feel traumatized by Lindsay Lohan, and I’d like some compensation for my suffering. I feel my blood pressure surge … Continue reading →

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The Meaning of Oprah

Posted on December 18, 2007 by Sister Wolf

The time is ripe for Oprah Studies, and an essay in The New Republic is a perfect synthesis of all the ways we might regard Oprah’s impact on our culture. I was enjoying the essay until I came upon the … Continue reading →

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Amy Winehouse vs Kanye West

Posted on December 11, 2007 by Sister Wolf

My first thought upon hearing that Amy Winehouse was nominated for several key Grammy awards was “Yay!” My second thought was “Oh no, Kanye West will win, because of his Mama!” No one could be more upset than I was … Continue reading →

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Rumer Willis: Metaphor or Minger?

Posted on December 10, 2007 by Sister Wolf

I can’t get enough of Rumor Willis. Is it just me? I like to look at her, but I can’t look for too long. I have to turn away, either because I’m a compassionate person or because I’m afraid of … Continue reading →

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Kim Cattrall’s Cli’ Taurus

Posted on December 9, 2007 by Sister Wolf

The other night, I came across a made-for-TV documentary about sex, starring Kim Cattrall. I would have skipped right over it if I hadn’t heard her say the word Cli’ Taurus. Whenever I hear this word pronounced like this, rhyming … Continue reading →

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Brad Pitt Goes Pink

Posted on December 5, 2007 by Sister Wolf

While I’m eagerly awaiting tonight’s Larry King show, and his exclusive interview with Brad Pitt, I’d like to challenge anyone to read the following excerpt from the website of Brad’s new building project in New Orleans. Its inaugural event is … Continue reading →

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Dexter

Posted on November 12, 2007 by Sister Wolf

Is anyone out there watching ‘Dexter’ on Showtime? I am completely addicted to this series, after announcing at first that I didn’t like it and didn’t want anything to do with it. Boy, was I wrong. I love it, and … Continue reading →

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