Category Archives: Celebrities

Lindsay Lohan And Me

Posted on July 26, 2007 by Sister Wolf

We were driving to San Pedro and listening to Fox news in my husband’s car. Some loudmouth guy was making stupid generalizations about Lindsay Lohan and her cultural significance. My husband suggested that I call in with my opinion. Some … Continue reading →

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Larry David’s Divorce: I Like It!

Posted on July 23, 2007 by Sister Wolf

When I heard that Larry David and his wife Laurie were splitting up, I  was so happy that I thought there should be a word to express this feeling. I have created one in German: scheidungglück. It means, “divorce happiness.” It … Continue reading →

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Casting The Phil Spector Movie

Posted on July 17, 2007 by Sister Wolf

By now, I’m sure we can all agree that Bruce Willis should play Judge Larry Fidler. In fact, how do we know that he isn’t already playing Judge Fidler? The other roles are still open. I like Al Pacino for … Continue reading →

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Summer Film Reviews

Posted on July 2, 2007 by Sister Wolf

I haven’t seen these new movies but I’m ready to offer these reviews anyway. Let’s start with Transformers. This is a big, ear-splittingly loud movie that’s sure to please your kids and your adulthood-phobic friends. Great special effects and huge … Continue reading →

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Mick Jagger’s Giant Girlfriend

Posted on June 22, 2007 by Sister Wolf

Just making sure that everyone has seen Mick out with his girlfriend, L’wren Scott, a model-turned-fashion designer whose specialty is body-hugging dresses favored by Botox  casualty Ellen Barkin and the very very heterosexual Nicole Kidman. Ms. Scott is 6′ 3″ tall, … Continue reading →

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The Real Tragedy of Paris Hilton

Posted on June 8, 2007 by Sister Wolf

This is the best reason to mourn how low we’ve sunk. Photographer Nick Ut took the famous picture of the little girl fleeing a napalm attack 35 years ago. Today, he took the photo of Paris Hilton crying in the … Continue reading →

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MTV Movie Awards 2007 Exegesis

Posted on June 4, 2007 by Sister Wolf

If you missed the MTV Movie Awards because you had to watch The Sopranos, here are the main points. Johnny Depp! Johnny was adorable, beyond yummy, despite his funny grunge outfit and that praying-hands thing he does. He is the … Continue reading →

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To Buy Or Not To Buy (Shoes)

Posted on May 28, 2007 by Sister Wolf

Sometimes in life, one is called upon to make a decision that tests one’s character. And sometimes, you can’t really say how you’d act in a given situation until you’re there. This happened recently to my best friend, who I’ll … Continue reading →

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Celebrity Trifecta!

Posted on May 27, 2007 by Sister Wolf

It’s been a great week in Celebrity Land! Brad was photographed with his hand on Angie’s ass, cokewhore Lindsay Lohan was arrested for DUI, and that awful Rosie O’Donnell  left The View. It feels good, doesnt it?

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“What Kind Of Fuckery Is This?”*

Posted on May 23, 2007 by Sister Wolf

Poor Kurt Cobain is selling Doc Martens. I mean, Courtney Love is selling poor Kurt Cobain. Didn’t he die wearing Converse hightops? Maybe she can make a deal with them, too. Rock on. * Amy Winehouse

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