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Cunt of the Week™: Terry Richardson
I’ve hated this cunt since the first time I laid eyes on him. I didn’t have to hear a model’s confession about his behavior to know how unsavory a creature he is. He adopts the look of a shady pervert … Continue reading
Ordealism: The Art of Suffering
In the current New Yorker, there is a long profile of the performance artist Marina Abramovic that caused me to wonder: Is my life actually Art? Abramovic has been provoking and shocking people for thirty years. Next week, MOMA is … Continue reading
Sting: What a Fucking Cunt™!
Not just a fucking cunt, but a TOTAL fucking cunt. If you didn’t already hate him, it’s time to get on board. Sting was offered 2 millions pounds to perform in Uzbekistan for the glamorous daughter of its brutal dictator, … Continue reading
The Cowboy Thong Sandal
A shoe that lives up to its name. Wrong on so many levels. And yet somehow I feel that Erin Wasson would love them.They might even be worse than the Gladiator Converse. Both signal the end of civilization. Neiman Marcus, … Continue reading
A Style Vacuum
A friend sent me a link to a woman who has a blog and documents what she wears every day. My friend ‘s question was: “Why?!?” God. I have no idea. Has everyone gone nuts? Who gives a shit what … Continue reading
How Cute is This Shoe?
Just kidding! When I clicked to enlarge the picture, just to be sure I wasn’t hallucinating, I was momentarily nauseated. But I like the third bullet point in the description: “Rat accent.” $100 at Revolve.
Stick Around
All week, I’ve been reading the little tributes to Alexander McQueen. Some of them just feature a nice picture with either “R.I.P” or “There are no words.” But there are words, and I’ve been waiting for them. People who kill … Continue reading
I Told You Hair is Everything!
Just look what happens when you take away Mrs. Palin’s trademark big hair! It’s like Samson after Delilah got through with him! A genius over here altered some pictures of Mrs. P by removing the long hair (along with the … Continue reading
The Doctor’s Office
I finally decided to see the doctor today, when my terrible sore throat turned into a fever with body aches and a rattling bronchial cough. Since I didn’t already have an appointment, I was told I could be a walk-in … Continue reading
The Last Taboo: Uh-Oh
I saw this picture of the March issue of British Vogue over here, where everyone is hot for Alex Chung‘s clogs. I don’t want clogs, but I’m sort of worried about “The Last Taboo” down there on the bottom right-hand … Continue reading