Category Archives: News

Literary Feuds

I’ve always loved literary feuds, and now there’s a new one, between Andrew Sullivan and Leon Wieseltier.   Because the two men were once very close friends, their rift seems especially bitter. I love Andrew Sullivan   because he was a vocal … Continue reading

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Forgive Me, Jesus

Dear Jesus, I try to be a good person but why is it so hard? Today, I went to a nice Superbowl party and spent most of it in the kitchen at the host’s computer, listening to Mrs. Palin talkin’ … Continue reading

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Is Mrs. Palin Retarded?

Mrs. Palin is calling for Obama to fire his chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel, for calling a group of liberals “fucking retarded” during a private meeting. How dare that big Jew use this hateful slur in a private meeting?!? In … Continue reading

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Damien Hirst: What a Fucking Cunt™!

(photo via) DAMIEN HIRST End of an Era, 2009 Bull’s head, gold, gold-plated steel, glass and formaldehyde solution with a Carrara marble plinth 84 x 67 5/16 x 38 5/16 inches overall (213.4 x 171 x 97.2 cm) “The exhibition … Continue reading

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Mrs. Palin Rebuts That Stupid President

Mr. Palin responded to Obama’s speech last night with characteristic aplomb. I love her little head movements at around 1:28.   At around 5:03, we get “government takeover and mandation of healthcare.” I also enjoyed the newly inflated lips! P.S. The … Continue reading

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Golden Globes 2009 Exegesis

If you missed the Golden Globes Awards, you didn’t miss much, but here are the highlights: Nicole Kidman wanted to show off her nipples. Why, I have no idea. She appears to have lost her mind or her bathroom mirror. … Continue reading

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I’d Like to Thank the Gays

Remember when Lady Gaga said that on live TV? I thought it sounded insulting, until one of my own gays explained that she used the words ironically. Watching Anderson Cooper reporting from Haiti tonight, I was struck anew by his … Continue reading

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American Red Cross

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English, Motherfucker! Do You Speak It?

So much fuss over words! And yet, what else do we have if we want to communicate? I am constantly amazed by how often people complain when you expect them to either say what they mean or mean what they … Continue reading

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A Special Gift From Mrs. Palin

As McCain aid Steve Schmidt revealed on 60 Minutes, Mrs. Palin struggled to get Senator Biden’s name right, so she was advised to just call him Joe. Watch her screw up and call him “O’Biden” during this clip from their … Continue reading

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