Category Archives: Rants

Just Say “Shut Up, You Fucking Moron!”

Everyone’s in a tizzy about how to talk to politically partisan relatives at Thanksgiving, but not me! First, because I would never have a meal with a Trump supporter. Not even my last meal on Death Row, which, as everyone … Continue reading

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I’m Talking to You.

Dear stupid cunt from Texas, Will you get a fucking grip on yourself and stop harassing me after almost ten fucking years? What will it take to shut you up? Why don’t you have anything better to do? Do you … Continue reading

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Jeffrey Epstein: Not Just a Cunt But an Asshole Too

  Never mind the pedophilia and rape, what really bothers me about Jeffery Epstein is his fancy crib, as described by journalist Vicky Ward, for Vanity Fair. It is said to be Manhattan’s largest private residence. Inside, amid the flurry … Continue reading

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Madonna, Canceled

Today there’s an article in The New York Times called “Madonna at 60“.  I am pleased to report that I didn’t, and will not, read it. Madonna is canceled. Madonna has already taken up too much of my time and … Continue reading

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Jared Kushner: What a Fucking Cunt!™

Jared Kushner has been, until now,  a specter of robotic evil in our midst. We know his vacant, girlish face and stiff walk. We know he was born “Jerilyn” somewhere in a New Jersey laboratory. But now we can see … Continue reading

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Old Bag Fashionistas: Stop it!

Last night, I was watching Billions with my husband, and was moved to exclaim, “I had no idea I was capable of so much hate!” He laughed, because he has never doubted my capacity. It’s like I’m listening to the … Continue reading

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Academy Awards 2019 Exegesis

This year, I’m asking you to go here to read the all-important Academy Awards Exegesis™, and then come back to leave comments, if you have any. I know it’s a couple of extra clicks and I apologize. I’ll try to … Continue reading

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Glamping: The Stupidest Thing Ever™

To launch this new category, The Stupidest Thing Ever™, I’m going with “glamping“, a concept that comes with its own stupid word. “Glamping” is a portmanteau of glamorous and camping and describes a style of camping with amenities and, in … Continue reading

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But You ARE a Baby, Motherfucker!™

How sick are you of hearing Trump say the word “baby?” Bad enough that he uses it to insult others but now he’s going around insisting that he isn’t one. BUT HE IS! He’s a big goddamn baby who can’t … Continue reading

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Okay, No.

Jaime King is an actress or something who recently appeared on a red carpet with her 4 year old son James, who as you can see is dressed like a girl. Can we not pretend that he isn’t dressed like … Continue reading

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