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But She Does Look Slutty!
Listen to Mrs. Palin’s reaction to David Letterman’s joke about her buying make-up at Bloomingdale’s to update her “slutty flight-attendant look.” Oh, Mrs. P, he didn’t mean Bloomingdale’s literally! Now I’m wondering if she’s even capable of finding her way … Continue reading
Word Fever
According to some website called Global Language Monitor, the English language will add its millionth word sometime on Wednesday. I’m predicting it will be a stupid one. Other language experts think it’s impossible to count the number of words in … Continue reading
Both Ugly AND Versatile!
“A skirt and leggings in one, these acid-wash leggings feature a ruched miniskirt overlay and slash detail at legs.” YES! The Shopbop copywriter is back on her game!
Mr. Michigan: True Fiction
At the time, he was my physical ideal, the embodiment of my perfect fantasy. When I noticed him at the gym, my heart lurched. He was the image of Conan the Barbarian, but his flat baby face was much sweeter. … Continue reading
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Mrs. Palin is Out of Her Mind
Mrs. Palin gave a speech the other day, appearing with her new BFF, Michael Reagan, who is one unhinged windbag. I know it’s distasteful, and also too it’s scary, but if you can gather your strength for a few minutes, … Continue reading
Another Winner From Shopbop
This is the Pepper Skirt by Leyendecker, $297. It managed to stump the Shopbop copywriter, who can usually rise to the occasion. She may be having some sort of mental breakdown, and who can blame her with shit like this … Continue reading
When is Bitterness a Disorder?
Psychiatrists have defined a new subgroup of what is known as ‘adjustment disorders.’ Somewhat similar to post traumatic stress disorder, post traumatic embitterment disorder is triggered by a negative life event which “is experienced as a violation of basic beliefs … Continue reading
Madge vs Angelina Smackdown
Don’t you hate the word ‘smackdown?’ I heard my self say it the other day, without irony, when speaking of Cheney and Obama. So now I’m using it to punish myself. Never again, though. So, Forbes has deemed Angelina the … Continue reading
Shoe Heaven!
Hahaha! What the hell are they talking about? “Three kinds of surprising animal skin types for the variety of animal.” God, you can’t ask for more in a shoe website, can you? This new shoe store is on Melrose Avenue … Continue reading
Pam Hogg: What a Fucking Cunt™!
Everybody knows that Pam Hogg was mean to our Susie B, and now she’ll regret it, but she’s still a cunt. Maybe she’s mad because she’s old. She also looks like she needs something to eat. As far as I’m … Continue reading