Hideous Denim Is My Life

Shredded Dad PantsWhen I see something this awful, I almost feel it was put online just for me. Who else would get a thrill from such unmitigated stupidity?

These jeans are called ‘Shredded Dad Pants,’ available from Opening Ceremony for $600. Try explaining why anyone would wear them, let alone pay six hundred bucks to own them. To get attention? To enjoy a private joke with yourself? To signal another wealthy trust-fund kid that you know where to shop?

I have no fucking idea. Whereas, this pair below has the clear appeal of its name – ‘Cobain Dundees Jeans.’

cobainjeansCall anything ‘Cobain’ and it’s a winner. Kurt is powerless to intervene.

These are only $136, and offer a nice comfy elastic waistband AND elastic cuffs.

Maybe the Shredded Dads for evening and the Cobains for everyday errands?

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8 Responses to Hideous Denim Is My Life

  1. andrea too says:

    My daughter wore ones like the Cobains when she was in diapers! Easy on & off. And the first ones- if they’re from Opening Ceremony, they MUST be cool. (Said sarcastically).

  2. ALI says:

    I would love to see an aspirational David Bowie Japanese fashion boy wear the Shredded Dad Pants. Maybe shirtless with a cropped leather vest, platforms, futuristic sunglasses, and huge hair!

    Otherwise, no.

  3. Kellie says:

    Omg. Elastic jeans. I am getting under the bed and never coming out again. It isnt safe.

  4. Dj says:

    No on all levels

  5. Madam restora says:

    Everything Ali said.

  6. Suspended says:

    Why does hideous denim always come with such hideous footwear? Can its hideousness not stand on its own two feet?

    Those first shoes look like furniture from a colonial garden. The second ones look like some pish that Rick Owens would design, people would fawn over the futuristic lines while the rest of us would be thinking cheap 90’s shite. The shoe equivalent of fingerless gloves.

    The denim…I just can’t even go there. Tragic. “Denema” washed straight from the arse of fashion.

  7. deb says:

    who are the customers?????

  8. Dj says:

    Recently saw shredded style at an antique fair…$300…hideous

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