Let’s Never Forget Denim

lets not forget denimEven if you’re sick of this, it’s good to cleanse the palate every so often, right? You can’t spend every minute of every hour going Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump. Well, you can, especially on Twitter, but it’s just not healthy.

So, here we have a pair of jeans with a double waist to trick the eye and bother everyone who sees you. Besides the clever waist joke, there is also the two-tone action and the awful cuffs. The rear view is almost better:

Who doesn’t long for this silhouette? $675

This next item is fun:

It’s like a couple of dead birds wrapped around your knees or something. I find it disturbing. $645

Ys Project is a brand that’s having a real moment with denim. Crazy looking and impractical, it’s also pricey. $570

Do we have to even talk about this one? They’re obviously trolling us. Let’s not react. We’ll show them who’s in charge.

Now, here’s a skirt that sold out immediately, and you can see why.

let's not forget denimAr $2,250, it is irresistible. You can see that a lot of work went into it. People will marvel at your taste and sense of fun! Plus, it’s such a classic; it’s so timeless, you will always look just right. At the grocery store, at a cocktail party, laying in an alley by a dumpster, in a mental hospital, where CAN’T you wear this??

Okay, that’s it for now, back to your normally scheduled worries.

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9 Responses to Let’s Never Forget Denim

  1. David Duff says:

    This is a serious question, ‘Big Sis’. Does anyone, anywhere, ever buy any of this rubbish, let alone wear it?

    Jes’ askin’!

  2. Romeo says:

    Pfft, the dead-birds-around-your-knees look went the way of the dodo just as we were getting sick of the “Put a bird on it!” catch phrase.

  3. Penny says:

    What I’d like to know is, where do you manage to unearth this crap from Wolfie? I like the expression on the face of the poor cow modelling the suspender-combo monstrosity, it says, ‘kill me now…..I beg you….’

  4. Loveduck says:

    I wanted to comment on these horrors, but I am just speechless. Those double waisted pants… yikes..

    I think it’s time to bring back the houseboys instead, and spare your readers atrocities like this!

  5. Madam Restora says:

    I’m afraid after seeing the back view of the first pair of jeans I couldn’t concentrate on the others. You’ve got a gift sister. You’re like a truffle pig digging up this ugly denim. x

  6. Dj says:

    All would go perfectly with FLOTUS $51k jacket! Pops of expensive color paired with proletariat denim! Power to the people! Bulieve me, it’s beautiful!

  7. Suspended says:

    I like the ones with the exploding knees but I’d only wear them with a mushroom printed t-shirt.

    Hideous denim seems to be a never ceasing category.

    The first pair remind me of those painting where one face has two sets of eyes. I’m not quite sure where to look. Their ugliness keeps throwing me off focus.

    I’m not sure what outfit three is but even the girls toes are trying to run for the door.

    You always manage to outdo yourself with these posts and, not that I doubt your immense talents, I never think it possible.

  8. Mark-E says:

    Those Ys Project ‘pants’ are VILE! If you and I spent an entire afternoon trying to come up with something as disgusting, we couldn’t. No one could. They make me ashamed to be human. I don’t think I’ve ever been more revolted.

  9. Mark-E says:

    Revulsion. Revulted? Revulsed. What’s wrong with me?

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