Soon Yi, Woody, Mia, and Ronan: No.

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I was going to comment on the creepy new interview with Soon Yi Previn, but after delving into her family history, I’m disgusted with all of the players, including that stupid Ronan, who wears blue contact lenses to look more like Frank Sinatra.

Fuck these awful people, especially Mia Farrow, who adopted Asian children like salted peanuts, even getting a congressman to change US adoption law to accommodate her colonialist agenda. Farrow has adopted ten children and given birth to four, married three powerful men who were old enough to be her father, and I think we can say it’s been a mess.

In her interview, Soon Yi makes it clear that she hates Mia, who adopted her from Korea when she was 5 years old. Mia is portrayed as an abusive lunatic. Luckily, Woody Allen came along and started taking an interest in Soon Yi when she was in the 11th grade and they began going to Knicks games together.

One day, Woody showed Soon Yi a Bergman movie (not making this up!) and then they kissed. One thing led to another, and you know, the heart wants what it wants.

But Soon Yi thought it was only a fling. Fucking mom’s boyfriend was probably meant to piss her off, not drive her insane. Next thing you know, the nude spreadeagled Polaroids, the accusations of molesting another Farrow daughter, and therapy for 4 year old Ronan, who either did or didn’t hate his daddy, who is either Woody or Frank Sinatra.

I’m telling you, these people are monsters. Soon Yi and Woody are the parents of two adopted daughters, who are now in their teens and endured a battery of “the best tennis lessons, piano, guitar, ballet classes, whatever.” Soon Yi will have to wait until they give their own interviews to hear the final verdict on her mothering skills.

Meanwhile, she spends her days doing Pilates, going to museums with her driver, and shopping for clothes.

Since the interview was published, Ronan and six other siblings released a statement defending their mother, and Dylan reminded people that Woody molested her. Ronan, coincidentally, is making a career out of outing molesters. It’s like in this family, you are either a Molester or Molestee. Or Frank Sinatra’s love child.

Yes, Woody Allen is a fucker and one I’ve never forgiven for having sex with Soon Yi. She appears to be a hateful spoiled creature who is frighteningly lacking in empathy and not sharp enough to keep her elderly husband away from their nubile daughters. Hello, Soon Yi? Remember that Bergman movie?

Click the links if you dare, and tell me if any of these people are not completely nuts.

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8 Responses to Soon Yi, Woody, Mia, and Ronan: No.

  1. Marla Griffith says:

    Oh yeah, totally fucked up. She and Angelina Jolie seem to collect these third word orphans like so many tchotchkes, tho I suppose they think they are saving the world.
    I have boycotted any Woody Allen film, but I did watch “Blue Jasmine” and Cate Blachetts’ character has haunted me ever since.
    Good for Ronan for exposing these sex freaks. Does he really wear blue contacts? He still looks like Frank.

  2. Jane says:

    Right on about Mia and Angelina! I also have a very low opinion of Woody Allen, which is too bad, because most of his movies are quite good.
    Kudos to Ronan for exposing these sex perverts.
    He is the carbon copy of Frank.

  3. Suspended says:

    I don’t actually think he looks anything like Frank Sinatra. If you see a picture of him on his own, you’d never think, “Wow, he looks like Sinatra”. All those side by side comparisons are bullshit and what people are really seeing is two photos of people pulling the same expression.

    That said. He’s surely too good looking to be Woody’s.

    I don’t actually care about the whole Soon Yi thing. She’s happy, he’s happy, why the fuck should we care about the morality of it? I find the age difference gross, but is it very different to Mia and Sinatra. He’s a step-daughter fucker, she’s a star-fucker, neither shows great moral integrity…but love is love and lust is lust.

    Mia scares the hell out of me. She’s clearly unhinged. Remember that whole stink she caused with Naomi Campbell and the blood diamond? Trouble follows her. She’s clearly never cared for any of those kids and the way she’s used Dylan only serves to emphasise this.

    Fuck ’em all! I have chocolate to eat, a much more pressing matter.

  4. Dj says:

    The whole Woody Allen mia Farrow thing was such an 80s story. It seems like a lifetime ago. Soon yi seems ambivalent, indulged and bored. I stopped watching Woody movies after Hannah and her Sisters. All the stammering, hand waving and New Yorkiness got old. Ronan is making his mark, but I hope he’s careful and accurate with his reporting. Woody Allen always got a pass for his eccentricity, but, I think those days are gone. He’s just a self centered, juvenile old man. Soon yi can change his diapers.

  5. Miranda says:

    All very interesting. You do great investigative reporting/writing. They’re all crazy. XO

  6. Virginia M says:

    Just wanted to see if you had looked in to this.

    http://mosesfarrow.blogspot.com/?m=1

    I do feel dreadfully sorry for the children who were not treated correctly with their disabilities – They should have been taken from everyone involved…

  7. Jane says:

    Is it just me or has anyone else noticed the discrepancy between Woody Allen and his love interests when he was still acting. I mean for example in the movie ‘Everyone says I love you’ Woody’s character ‘s ex wife is Goldie Hawn and his potential lover is Julia Roberts – I mean go figure.

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