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Mrs. Palin: Getting Her Back to Shiny

Mrs. Palin’s longtime hair stylist, Jessica Steele, is in deep shit. After telling the New York Times that Mrs. P’s hair was thinning and needed emergency help, she retracted this bombshell on Twitter, obviously afraid for her life and the … Continue reading

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Yes We Can Gloat!

To every right-wing asshole who has blighted our lives during this election: HAHA! WE WON!! Haha! to Fox “News” Haha! to Rush Limbaugh Haha! to racists Haha! to Todd and Sarah Haha! to Karl Rove Haha! to War Criminals Bush … Continue reading

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Mrs. Palin is Quotin’ Plato!

In an exclusive interview with Paul Bedard for the US News and World Report, Mrs. P casually quotes Plato: “It’s like Plato said, ‘You learn more about someone in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.’ We’ve … Continue reading

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Rocking Some Hideous Fashion

If you’re not in a coma, you already know that you’ll be rocking some leather leggings this winter, no matter what. They sold out at Topshop in around five minutes, but too bad for you. You may have to buy … Continue reading

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