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Glamping: The Stupidest Thing Ever™
To launch this new category, The Stupidest Thing Ever™, I’m going with “glamping“, a concept that comes with its own stupid word. “Glamping” is a portmanteau of glamorous and camping and describes a style of camping with amenities and, in … Continue reading
Posted in irritants, Rants, Words
Tagged awful people, coffee, Stupid fucking idiots, travel
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Running Out of Invective For Trump?
Aren’t you tired of hearing yourself yell or mutter the same words when Trump rears his ugly head? Fucker! Piece of shit! Stupid fucking liar! Fat scumbag! Dumbass! Let’s mix things up. Instead of idiot, try: fool, ass, halfwit, dunce, … Continue reading
Posted in News, Words
Tagged Donald Trump, fucking cunts, politics, Stupid fucking idiots
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What is Wrong With People?
Recently, I’ve been wasting my time on Instagram, because it’s the ultimate passive diversion. Mostly, I follow handsome African models, tattoo artists, and jewelry designers. It’s pleasant eye candy, and it enables me to spend hours on the couch without … Continue reading
Posted in Horrible Stuff, Rants, Words
Tagged awful people, common sense, Stupid fucking idiots
19 Comments
Here We Are Now, Entertain Us
It goes without saying that I am horrified and despondent about the election. I don’t even want to type his name. My husband and I have been glued to cable news for hours every day but now we can’t bear … Continue reading
Posted in Horrible Stuff, News
Tagged Donald Trump, politics, reality TV, Stupid fucking idiots
13 Comments
What Is A Nervous Breakdown? Part II
It occurred to me that SiteLock is some kind of scam, which is odd, because Bluehost is a widely used and seemingly legit hosting service. When I googled ‘SiteLock reviews,’ I discovered an impassioned community of SiteLock victims, who were … Continue reading
Posted in Disorders, Rants, revenge
Tagged liars, people who should just die, Stupid fucking idiots
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Ickiest, Stupidest Ad Ever
I came across this ad in Marie Claire a few days ago, and couldn’t believe it wasn’t a joke. “Masque” is a new product for women who would enjoy performing oral sex if only it tasted like chocolate or watermelon. … Continue reading
God Damn That Stupid Dr. Phil!
I have always hated Dr. Phil, even without seeing his show. It’s just unconscious knowledge that he is a jerk. This week, everyone on TV is talking about him because of his interview with Casey Anthony‘s parents. He’s been pimping … Continue reading
MTV Awards 2011 Exegesis
Oh god, what a fucking travesty. I’ll try to break it down for you. A large group of untalented people “sang” awful songs for an enthusiastic audience of vacuous industry types. Lady Gaga pretended to be The Fonz and wouldn’t … Continue reading
Let’s Just be Mad
“Filming began Tuesday on “Oz: The Great and Powerful,” the star-studded new-spin prequel to “The Wizard of Oz,” in Michigan, Disney announced. James Franco takes the lead as the young pre-Wizard, a magician who finds himself cast off into Oz. There … Continue reading
Posted in Horrible Stuff, News
Tagged idiots, James Franco, movies, Stupid fucking idiots
19 Comments
Palin Poverty Porn
Sarah Palin gets her hair fixed during a visit to a cholera treatment centre in Haiti. Photograph: Dieu Nalio Chery/AP Palin emerged from one of the refugee camps housing the hundreds of thousands of Haitians who are still without homes … Continue reading