The Gucci Dead Animal Shoe, $15,000

gucci shoe 15,000A sharp-eyed reader sent me to this shoe, which looks like it’s trying to run away.

Run, Gucci goat-hair slipper, run as fast as you can!

You know what, the poor thing is dead. Too late.

[These} slippers are one of the most talked-about designs from Alessandro Michele’s debut runway collection. They’re finished with the label’s signature gold horsebit, nestled in the floor-sweeping honey-colored strands that also line the shoe.

The floor-sweeping honey-colored strands of a dead goat is what I see here but let’s try another view.

gucci shoes ew

Now, with feet inside, you can see how these little critters will keep you company all day long, with floaty dresses as well as casual jeans, according to the editor’s styling tips. If they start to get smelly, just blame the goats. If your friends and associates don’t gasp in envy at your edgy taxidermy-driven style, you can show them your receipt for $15,000 and say. “Now what, bitch?”

Sadly, that figure is Hong Kong dollars, so in fact the price is a bargain at only around $1,900 USD.

In France or Russia, these shoes might have sparked a revolution. Here in the US, we just roll our eyes and go off to bed with murder in our hearts.

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10 Responses to The Gucci Dead Animal Shoe, $15,000

  1. Andrea says:

    Looks like Gucci stole Trump’s hair!

  2. Dj says:

    Someone got lost in The Donald’s palatial closet…….

  3. Erika says:

    Lol, someone needs to get these to Melania. This is also great for housekeeping as you can stop, dust, put them back on and keep going.

  4. David Duff says:

    So that’s where my pubic hairs went!

  5. Sisty says:

    I was wondering what I’d do with my chihuahua after she dies. Thanks for the tip! .

  6. Bevitron says:

    Well there you go – the perfect use for some of that “fur oil” crap.

  7. deb says:

    Thank you Cousin It for style inspiration

  8. Andra says:

    I’m surprised more fashion designers aren’t murdered.

  9. Sister Wolf says:

    katritri – Oh my, and they’re fake fur at that price!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Andra – So true.

    Erika – Hahaha, multi-use, now it’s starting to be a good product.

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