Monthly Archives: February 2008

Joe Dallesandro

Posted on February 29, 2008 by Sister Wolf

I’m feeling a little guilty for being so negative and angry all the time, even though that is my calling, so let’s just relax and enjoy the timeless beauty of Joe Dallesandro. I once had a photo of him on … Continue reading →

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What is Feist For?

Posted on February 26, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Why did god make Feist?   I know why he made Lindsay Lohan (so we can make fun of her) and Renee Zellweger (so we can all scream “eeoow!” when we see her making that face) and that guy in Maroon … Continue reading →

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Paging Diablo Cody

Posted on February 26, 2008 by Sister Wolf

I love this company because they sell Leggie-Legs, a garment they describe as: “Think of them as a cross between leg-warmers and some kind of fucked-up disco pants.” Okay! I also like these hot-pants. I don’t know who can actually … Continue reading →

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Pricasso

Posted on February 22, 2008 by Sister Wolf

This guy will paint your portrait with his penis. I’m sorry!

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Carine Roitfeld Probably Hates You

Posted on February 21, 2008 by Sister Wolf

   “You think this will be so glamorous,” she sighs. “You have the idea in your mind and then you get there and the people in the hotel …” She grimaces and gestures hugely in the hip area. “There were … Continue reading →

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Chef Regrets Sex With Dead Girl

Posted on February 19, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Mark Dixie, 37, an unemployed chef, insisted today during his murder trial that he didn’t kill 18 year old Sally Anne Bowman, but rather had sex with her dead body. Dixie claims that he came across the body laying in … Continue reading →

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The Stylish Wicked Witch

Posted on February 19, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Sometimes everything comes together in a manner I might call ‘synchronicity’ if I didn’t hate Sting so much. I went to see the musical “Wicked,” and apart from finding it delightful in every way, it inspired me to consider dressing … Continue reading →

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Even More Penisy!

Posted on February 17, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Vivienne Westwood now offers you the Penis Drop Pendant, for only $138!   You could wear it with the Penis Cufflinks, if that’s not too much penis for you.

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A Trip To Maxfield

Posted on February 17, 2008 by Sister Wolf

   Maxfield is a celebrated bastion of high-end designer fashion in West Hollywood,   where regular people like me can rub shoulders with anorexic model types and wealthy Japanese tourists. I went there for the first time yesterday with my friend … Continue reading →

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Grammy Awards 2008 Exegesis

Posted on February 13, 2008 by Sister Wolf

The Grammy Awards show was all about Amy Winehouse, but here’s what else happened. Frank Sinatra, who won’t stay dead, talked about the awards and then joined Alicia Keyes in a duet. Alicia looked gorgeous, even though her hairdo was … Continue reading →

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