Author Archives: Sister Wolf

Listen to Vivienne Westwood

   Doesn’t Dame Vivienne Westwood look fantastic here at age 65?   I didn’t know that she accepted another honour at Buckingham Palace without “wearing knickers!” You can see a short interview with her here. It’s fun to hear her call … Continue reading

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Pastor Melissa Scott: Holy Christ!

Wednesday night was the first day of my new life as a follower of televangelist Melissa Scott, and once you’ve seen her, I’m sure you’ll agree that you simply can’t get enough of her. Pastor Melissa Scott is the third … Continue reading

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Kate Hudson’s Butt

Kate Hudson has pulled off a brilliant publicity stunt by pretending to be pregnant and then unveiling her body in a skimpy thong-style bikini. Her pristine white butt has appeared on every celebrity gossip site, photographed  from every possible angle. After … Continue reading

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Tierney Gearon: The Mother Project

I watched “Tierney Gearon: The Mother Project” on Sundance last night, unprepared for its intensity. It was described as a documentary about a model-turned-photographer who takes pictures of her schizophrenic mother. Like “Tarnation,” it sucked me in from the very … Continue reading

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Complicatizing Language

It must be fun to go to college these days. You can learn to use words like problematize, complexify, and nonpluralizable. Read more about this here. Reductionist thinking about binary logic? I am so totally disincentivized to figure out what … Continue reading

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Natalia Brilli

Sometimes the Holy Grail reveals itself when you’re just screwing around on the internet. That’s how I discovered Natalia Brilli, a designer whose fetishistic handbags and accessories are  inspirational works of art.   Why won’t someone buy me her deer-head purse, when … Continue reading

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Joe Dallesandro

I’m feeling a little guilty for being so negative and angry all the time, even though that is my calling, so let’s just relax and enjoy the timeless beauty of Joe Dallesandro. I once had a photo of him on … Continue reading

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What is Feist For?

Why did god make Feist?   I know why he made Lindsay Lohan (so we can make fun of her) and Renee Zellweger (so we can all scream “eeoow!” when we see her making that face) and that guy in Maroon … Continue reading

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Paging Diablo Cody

I love this company because they sell Leggie-Legs, a garment they describe as: “Think of them as a cross between leg-warmers and some kind of fucked-up disco pants.” Okay! I also like these hot-pants. I don’t know who can actually … Continue reading

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Pricasso

This guy will paint your portrait with his penis. I’m sorry!

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