Author Archives: Sister Wolf

Carine Roitfeld Probably Hates You

Posted on February 21, 2008 by Sister Wolf

   “You think this will be so glamorous,” she sighs. “You have the idea in your mind and then you get there and the people in the hotel …” She grimaces and gestures hugely in the hip area. “There were … Continue reading →

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Chef Regrets Sex With Dead Girl

Posted on February 19, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Mark Dixie, 37, an unemployed chef, insisted today during his murder trial that he didn’t kill 18 year old Sally Anne Bowman, but rather had sex with her dead body. Dixie claims that he came across the body laying in … Continue reading →

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The Stylish Wicked Witch

Posted on February 19, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Sometimes everything comes together in a manner I might call ‘synchronicity’ if I didn’t hate Sting so much. I went to see the musical “Wicked,” and apart from finding it delightful in every way, it inspired me to consider dressing … Continue reading →

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Even More Penisy!

Posted on February 17, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Vivienne Westwood now offers you the Penis Drop Pendant, for only $138!   You could wear it with the Penis Cufflinks, if that’s not too much penis for you.

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A Trip To Maxfield

Posted on February 17, 2008 by Sister Wolf

   Maxfield is a celebrated bastion of high-end designer fashion in West Hollywood,   where regular people like me can rub shoulders with anorexic model types and wealthy Japanese tourists. I went there for the first time yesterday with my friend … Continue reading →

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Grammy Awards 2008 Exegesis

Posted on February 13, 2008 by Sister Wolf

The Grammy Awards show was all about Amy Winehouse, but here’s what else happened. Frank Sinatra, who won’t stay dead, talked about the awards and then joined Alicia Keyes in a duet. Alicia looked gorgeous, even though her hairdo was … Continue reading →

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Brad Renfro and the Trouble With Larry Clark

Posted on February 10, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Larry Clark is a ‘polarizing’ figure, as they say about Hillary Clinton. You either deplore him for exploiting screwed up young people or admire him as a fearless artist with a unique vision. After reading a piece in the LA … Continue reading →

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Online Shopping and The Grassy Knoll

Posted on February 7, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Check out this beautiful dress. I loved it when I saw it online for $750 but I’m not crazy enough yet to spend that much on something I’ll probably never wear. Recently, I saw it online at a store in … Continue reading →

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Super Bowl Jello

Posted on February 5, 2008 by Sister Wolf

I like to pride myself on my complete ignorance  of football, but I ended up at a Super Bowl party on Sunday. A group of people watched the game, while others ignored it. When Tom Petty came on, everyone gathered near … Continue reading →

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Bummer For The Middle-Aged

Posted on February 1, 2008 by Sister Wolf

It’s miserable to be middle-aged, according to a new study of two million people in 80 countries around the world. How can I say DUH loud enough? The researchers examined data on depression, anxiety and general mental health, and found … Continue reading →

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