Author Archives: Sister Wolf

“People Want to be Jade Jagger”

Posted on January 10, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Jade Jagger is up to no good, and I feel it’s my duty to share the bad tidings. First, she has launched her new line of jewelry and it’s surprisingly awful. Here is a “goldtone” skull necklace for $475. Is … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrities, Fashion | 7 Comments

Suing Lindsay Lohan

Posted on January 9, 2008 by Sister Wolf

This morning I  saw the headline “Woman Says She Was Traumatized by Lohan” and my reaction was: Join the Club! I too feel traumatized by Lindsay Lohan, and I’d like some compensation for my suffering. I feel my blood pressure surge … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrities, News, Rants | 5 Comments

Hillary’s Tears

Posted on January 8, 2008 by Sister Wolf

God, it’s been one day since Hillary got all teary over a cup of coffee, and I’m already sick to death about the post mortem. Did she cry on purpose? Or is she “a human being,” as some pundits have … Continue reading →

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High Class Shopping

Posted on January 6, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Do you want to look like a prostitute? Are you a guy whose style icon is Kid Rock or Vince Neil? Would you like your kids to wear more sequins and skull-themed hoodies? Electric Ladyland may be the answer to … Continue reading →

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Lock Up: Best TV Series Ever!

Posted on January 3, 2008 by Sister Wolf

MSNBC has been delighting me with its seemingly endless documentary series about prison life, called Lock Up. Last night, I watched the episode about two crazy guys who had each killed a parent and then eaten the parent’s brain. I … Continue reading →

Posted in Art, Disorders, Horrible Stuff | 1 Comment

Last Minute Gifts

Posted on December 19, 2007 by Sister Wolf

I’m still looking for that Special Something to give myself for Christmas!   I have sacrificed my valuable time to locate these gift ideas and share them with you. Some are really good and some are really awful, but they all … Continue reading →

Posted in Art, Fashion | 5 Comments

The Meaning of Oprah

Posted on December 18, 2007 by Sister Wolf

The time is ripe for Oprah Studies, and an essay in The New Republic is a perfect synthesis of all the ways we might regard Oprah’s impact on our culture. I was enjoying the essay until I came upon the … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrities, Words | 2 Comments

Marc Jacobs Is Nuts

Posted on December 17, 2007 by Sister Wolf

Marc Jacobs attended his annual Christmas party dressed as a camel toe. I hope it was a costume party! Marc exclaimed “I thought it would be completely ironic and funny to be a camel toe.” Hahahahaha! It is funny, isn’t … Continue reading →

Posted in Fashion, Horrible Stuff, Words | 2 Comments

Beauty, Tattoos And A Warning

Posted on December 14, 2007 by Sister Wolf

This photo is from the  December issue of Italian Vogue. I found it at the very first fashion blog I ever came across, Fashionologie. This picture makes me want to pile on some eye make-up and get a bunch of new … Continue reading →

Posted in Art, Fashion, Uncategorized | 3 Comments

Important Shopbop Developments

Posted on December 12, 2007 by Sister Wolf

Look, they got Sad Readhead Girl to smile! This is a fantastic triumph for me personally and for the rest of mankind. Unfortunately, we must temper our pleasure with concern for Starving Girl, who looks even thinner. The space between … Continue reading →

Posted in Fashion, News | 6 Comments