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Poor Amy Winehouse
I can’t describe my adoration of Amy Winehouse except to say that I’ve ruined my hair, teasing it into an enormous beehive in her honor. I’m not crazy about her husband, who looks like a typical hanger-on and scumbag. But … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, News
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Time Warner Is No Damn Good
Postal regulators have accepted a proposal from media giant Time Warner that would stifle small and independent publishers in America. The plan unfairly burdens smaller publishers with higher postage rates while locking in special privileges for bigger media companies. Can … Continue reading
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I Want Leather
Look at this dress by Hannah Marshall. It makes me feel religious. And look at the jacket by Rick Owens. Not to mention those flippers!
Posted in Fashion
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Restless Leg Syndrome: The Hidden Benefits!
Restless Leg Syndrome is a fun disorder to begin with, but now it’s even more fun. The hot new medication for RLS is a drug called Mirapex, which has a cute little TV commercial showing some legs that end up … Continue reading
John From Cincinnati: Crap From HBO
Is anything worse that the HBO series “John From Cincinnati?” Tonight is the season finale and with any luck, it will also be the end of the whole mess. I can hear it on in the other room, where … Continue reading
Posted in Horrible Stuff, Rants
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Kim Kardashian: More To Love
Kim Kardashian is getting her own reality show on E! TV, and not a moment too soon. I didn’t even know she had sisters named Kourtney and Khloe, as well as half-sisters Kendall and Kylie. That family loves them some … Continue reading
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Meet Dash Snow
Thank god I’ve discovered a hip young artist named Dash Snow! He and his friend Dan Colen have a new exhibit at the Deitch Gallery in New York, described as one of the most unusual ever presented. I think it’s … Continue reading
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Why Not Just Shoot Me In The Head?
Why do these shoes have to exist if I can’t have them? They were obviously designed just to torture me. Thanks, Christian Louboutin, and Browns.
Posted in Fashion, Religion
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The Horror Of Ellen Barkin
Ellen Barkin is never satisfied. First there was the jewelry, now this: Ellen is suing her ex-husband, Ron Perelman, for $3.4 million, saying that he promised the amount to her production company before their marriage broke up. Even though Ellen … Continue reading
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Lindsay Lohan And Me
We were driving to San Pedro and listening to Fox news in my husband’s car. Some loudmouth guy was making stupid generalizations about Lindsay Lohan and her cultural significance. My husband suggested that I call in with my opinion. Some … Continue reading
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