Author Archives: Sister Wolf

Finally!

At last we can go hiking with the assurance of a twisted ankle. Thanks Jeff!

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Patti and Perspective

On Saturday, I met my Living Idol,   Patti Smith, and I was crushed that she didn’t ask to be my best friend.   She was actually perfectly nice, and autographed an old book of her poetry for me, but the distance … Continue reading

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Exciting Man-Woman at Sephora

My friend R took me to Sephora today, to replace the NARS lipstick that her dog chewed up. And what did I see at the check-out counter but a big frightening man-woman! If only my crappy cellphone picture could do … Continue reading

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Daphne Guinness, Round III

Here is Rihanna at the Met Costume Gala.   Forget about her dress and look instead at the stray feathers shed all over the red- carpeted stairs by artist/socialite/muse/adultress Daphne Guinness. Here’s the Daphster: Earlier, she got dressed in the window … Continue reading

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One Beckham Prancing

Victoria Beckham chose to look like a pony for the Royal wedding because ____________.

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The Coffee Problem

Today I went out to a mall and ordered a cup of normal coffee. As I walked away with my small black coffee, I heard a woman order a no-foam non-fat decaf extra-hot latte. I think there might have been … Continue reading

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Justine

Max was in preschool when he met Justine and her brother Lindsay. They became close friends and spent most of their time at our house or their apartment, where they lived with their dad, a single father. Justine was an … Continue reading

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Attention Wordists

Reading the little profiles of  people on tumblr, I noticed that a few people described themselves as eccentric. Like, ‘eccentric 19 year old art student loves cats, drawing, photography cupcakes and  random  cartoons.’ My feeling is, you don’t describe yourself as eccentric. That’s … Continue reading

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Fun With Hitler

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Behold the Sequin Pants

Ha. And behold the young Wolf, 18 years old.   We are dressed for a Passover dinner with our in-laws.   My pants represent the gold idols that the Jews were not allowed to worship. Not really. Feel free, if you dare, … Continue reading

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