Category Archives: Celebrities

Listen to Vivienne Westwood

Posted on March 9, 2008 by Sister Wolf

   Doesn’t Dame Vivienne Westwood look fantastic here at age 65?   I didn’t know that she accepted another honour at Buckingham Palace without “wearing knickers!” You can see a short interview with her here. It’s fun to hear her call … Continue reading →

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Pastor Melissa Scott: Holy Christ!

Posted on March 7, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Wednesday night was the first day of my new life as a follower of televangelist Melissa Scott, and once you’ve seen her, I’m sure you’ll agree that you simply can’t get enough of her. Pastor Melissa Scott is the third … Continue reading →

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Kate Hudson’s Butt

Posted on March 5, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Kate Hudson has pulled off a brilliant publicity stunt by pretending to be pregnant and then unveiling her body in a skimpy thong-style bikini. Her pristine white butt has appeared on every celebrity gossip site, photographed  from every possible angle. After … Continue reading →

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Joe Dallesandro

Posted on February 29, 2008 by Sister Wolf

I’m feeling a little guilty for being so negative and angry all the time, even though that is my calling, so let’s just relax and enjoy the timeless beauty of Joe Dallesandro. I once had a photo of him on … Continue reading →

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What is Feist For?

Posted on February 26, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Why did god make Feist?   I know why he made Lindsay Lohan (so we can make fun of her) and Renee Zellweger (so we can all scream “eeoow!” when we see her making that face) and that guy in Maroon … Continue reading →

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Grammy Awards 2008 Exegesis

Posted on February 13, 2008 by Sister Wolf

The Grammy Awards show was all about Amy Winehouse, but here’s what else happened. Frank Sinatra, who won’t stay dead, talked about the awards and then joined Alicia Keyes in a duet. Alicia looked gorgeous, even though her hairdo was … Continue reading →

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Brad Renfro and the Trouble With Larry Clark

Posted on February 10, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Larry Clark is a ‘polarizing’ figure, as they say about Hillary Clinton. You either deplore him for exploiting screwed up young people or admire him as a fearless artist with a unique vision. After reading a piece in the LA … Continue reading →

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Understanding Tom Cruise

Posted on January 20, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Have you watched the Tom Cruise recruiting video and wondered what the hell he’s talking about? Here is a glossary of Scientology terms to help decipher Tom’s important message. I plan to incorporate some of these terms into my everyday … Continue reading →

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I Love Marion Jones

Posted on January 18, 2008 by Sister Wolf

I’ve always thought that Marion Jones  was a goddess, and I don’t care that she took steroids. I can’t believe the outrage heaped upon her. What a morally backward society we are! Why don’t all athletes just take steroids, like bodybuilders … Continue reading →

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“People Want to be Jade Jagger”

Posted on January 10, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Jade Jagger is up to no good, and I feel it’s my duty to share the bad tidings. First, she has launched her new line of jewelry and it’s surprisingly awful. Here is a “goldtone” skull necklace for $475. Is … Continue reading →

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