Category Archives: Celebrities

Suing Lindsay Lohan

Posted on January 9, 2008 by Sister Wolf

This morning I  saw the headline “Woman Says She Was Traumatized by Lohan” and my reaction was: Join the Club! I too feel traumatized by Lindsay Lohan, and I’d like some compensation for my suffering. I feel my blood pressure surge … Continue reading →

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The Meaning of Oprah

Posted on December 18, 2007 by Sister Wolf

The time is ripe for Oprah Studies, and an essay in The New Republic is a perfect synthesis of all the ways we might regard Oprah’s impact on our culture. I was enjoying the essay until I came upon the … Continue reading →

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Amy Winehouse vs Kanye West

Posted on December 11, 2007 by Sister Wolf

My first thought upon hearing that Amy Winehouse was nominated for several key Grammy awards was “Yay!” My second thought was “Oh no, Kanye West will win, because of his Mama!” No one could be more upset than I was … Continue reading →

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Rumer Willis: Metaphor or Minger?

Posted on December 10, 2007 by Sister Wolf

I can’t get enough of Rumor Willis. Is it just me? I like to look at her, but I can’t look for too long. I have to turn away, either because I’m a compassionate person or because I’m afraid of … Continue reading →

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Kim Cattrall’s Cli’ Taurus

Posted on December 9, 2007 by Sister Wolf

The other night, I came across a made-for-TV documentary about sex, starring Kim Cattrall. I would have skipped right over it if I hadn’t heard her say the word Cli’ Taurus. Whenever I hear this word pronounced like this, rhyming … Continue reading →

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Brad Pitt Goes Pink

Posted on December 5, 2007 by Sister Wolf

While I’m eagerly awaiting tonight’s Larry King show, and his exclusive interview with Brad Pitt, I’d like to challenge anyone to read the following excerpt from the website of Brad’s new building project in New Orleans. Its inaugural event is … Continue reading →

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Dexter

Posted on November 12, 2007 by Sister Wolf

Is anyone out there watching ‘Dexter’ on Showtime? I am completely addicted to this series, after announcing at first that I didn’t like it and didn’t want anything to do with it. Boy, was I wrong. I love it, and … Continue reading →

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Kim Kardashian Watch

Posted on November 8, 2007 by Sister Wolf

I know it’s become a fixation, but I can’t help it. Here’s Kim with yet another Giantess! Where does she find them? This one has something to do with Playboy.

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New Rules For Bill Maher

Posted on November 4, 2007 by Sister Wolf

Bill, I love your show, and I know you’re a player, but let me give you a new rule: Don’t date women who might ‘go public’ when you’re through with them. I’m just saying. Here’s what your ex, Karrine Steffans, … Continue reading →

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E Tu, Dog the Bounty Hunter?

Posted on November 3, 2007 by Sister Wolf

I barely know who he is, but I’m shocked to hear that Dog used the word  ‘nigger’ on the phone. Can they prove it was really him? Surely not. Even though he’s spent time in a Mexican prison, it doesn’t mean … Continue reading →

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