Category Archives: Celebrities

Amy Winehouse: A German Review

I guess Amy Winehouse had some difficulties during her recent concert in Germany. It breaks my heart to think she may not be able to pull herself together. Still, it’s fun to read this wacky Google translation of a German … Continue reading

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Meet Waris Ahluwalia

Waris Ahluwalia is a socialite, actor, and an untrained jewelry designer whose whimsical pieces are carried at only a few prestigious stores and boutiques. His designs are really cool, as you might expect from a guy who wears a big … Continue reading

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Mr. & Mrs. Depp vs Brad & Angie

Since I can’t have Johnny Depp, it’s good to know that the woman he married is worthy of him. So worthy, in fact, that I would settle for her if I couldn’t have Johnny. Which I can’t. I knew that … Continue reading

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Joey Bishop: Thank You For Ending It

I’ve been waiting for Joey Bishop to die, not that I dislike him personally, but to mark the official end of the Rat Pack. Maybe now I can live, as Isabella Linton said to Heathcliff. Hy hatred of the Rat … Continue reading

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Those Krazy Kardashians

I don’t think I have it in me to watch Kim Kardashian’s new ‘Reality Series’ tonight, but I looked at a clip and here’s what it’s about. Kim and her Giantess sister argue about a dress. Kim’s boobs are threatening … Continue reading

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Shout Out To Nancy Grace

I love Nancy Grace, but I see I’m in the minority. Just mention her name in any group and people will groan about how awful she is. More than one person has said to me, “I’d hate to be accused … Continue reading

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Behold Tom Ford’s Butt

Tom Ford has generously given us a look at his naked body in Out Magazine, and I just can’t get over his butt. It is simply pristine! He is 45 years old, and yet, look. How does Tom maintain his … Continue reading

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The Darjeeling Ltd. Review

I haven’t seen The Darjeeling Limited but nevertheless I am here to share my review of it. It is the whimsical and sentimental story of three guys with huge noses. Adrien Brody, Owen Wilson and Jason Schwartzman struggle to get … Continue reading

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Rumor Willis: God’s Revenge?

What can be done about Rumor Willis? Is it fair to make fun of her, or is it even possible not to? I’m thinking that since she’s going out of her way to be photographed, we should be allowed to … Continue reading

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The Best Word To Describe Posh’s Hairdo

When the subject of Victoria Beckham’s hairdo came up during lunch, my friend Tim remarked, “I think it’s assaultive.”   Isn’t he a genius?! Now you know how to discuss this awful hairdo at dinner parties! The style has been named … Continue reading

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