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Brad Pitt Goes Pink
While I’m eagerly awaiting tonight’s Larry King show, and his exclusive interview with Brad Pitt, I’d like to challenge anyone to read the following excerpt from the website of Brad’s new building project in New Orleans. Its inaugural event is … Continue reading
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The Crazy Cellphone Judge
You’ve probably read about the crazy judge in New York who sent 46 people to jail when no one would confess to being the owner of an annoying cellphone. When I read that Judge Robert Restaino was fired after an … Continue reading
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Daddy Issues
How many times have you listened to a female friend lamenting about the asshole who mistreats her? Often, there will be a whole string of assholes, all who treated her like shit, but held some addictive power that made her … Continue reading
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No More Peterson Crimes!
For the love of god, how are we supposed to keep track of these Peterson crimes?! First, there’s the cop who killed his “missing wife,” Drew Peterson. Natually, his wife has to be named Stacey, to remind us of Laci, … Continue reading
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Long Live the King (of Spain!)
Just like any decent American, I used to admire Hugo Chavez for his vigorous Bush-bating. Now, I see he’s just a big baby. When Chavez wouldn’t stop interrupting Spain’s Prime Minister, who was defending the honor of his predecessor, King Juan … Continue reading
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Cougars
I’ve only just discovered the term ‘cougar’ for sexually aggressive older women, and it’s hugely annoying. I don’t know its origins and I don’t care. It’s just really sickening. I will assume that the cougar poster girl is Demi Moore, … Continue reading
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New Rules For Bill Maher
Bill, I love your show, and I know you’re a player, but let me give you a new rule: Don’t date women who might ‘go public’ when you’re through with them. I’m just saying. Here’s what your ex, Karrine Steffans, … Continue reading
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E Tu, Dog the Bounty Hunter?
I barely know who he is, but I’m shocked to hear that Dog used the word ‘nigger’ on the phone. Can they prove it was really him? Surely not. Even though he’s spent time in a Mexican prison, it doesn’t mean … Continue reading
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Karen Hughes: Heck of a Job, Brownie!
Karen Hughes has resigned as George Bush’s undersecretary of state for public diplomacy and public affairs. Condi accepted her resignation and noted of Hughes: “She has done a remarkable job.” As we now know, this can be translated to: She … Continue reading
Amy Winehouse: A German Review
I guess Amy Winehouse had some difficulties during her recent concert in Germany. It breaks my heart to think she may not be able to pull herself together. Still, it’s fun to read this wacky Google translation of a German … Continue reading
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