Was I wrong about the Worst Thing you would ever see?
Just look at this. This is what someone would do to your jacket if they really hated you. I don’t even know what you’d have to do to make someone that mad.
Maybe if you fucked their husband? This should be called the I Fucked Your Husband jacket, instead of the MOTO Extreme Cold Shoulder.
Topshop says:
The denim jacket gets an unexpected twist in this unique spin on the staple. In a distressed style, it comes with extreme cold shoulder cut-out detail. Comes with a button-down placket and patch pockets. 100% Cotton. Machine wash.
Now see it in action.
Poor girl.
At only $100, if would be a nice prank gift. Especially for someone who fucked your husband!
Sister, you hit it out of the park..however, $100 is disappointing. Go get one at goodwill for $10, bling it up and sell it for $1200. Not impossible.
That price is incredibly low for the features offered. Comes with a button-down placket? I’d be twice that, for sure. Waiting desperately for your inaugural address, address.
Apt metaphor for today. Ugh
Pair this jacket with the pants below and it will take you anywhere!
Bling it up?
One word: epaulettes
Seeing this thing on, it looks like dungarees with sleeves. What an ugly, weird idea.
DJ – Yeah, you’d sell more at a higher price, definitely.
T – Oh god, I vowed not to watch the inaugural address. But I marched!
Dana – Ha!
Scoutito – So true.
Jlynn – Hahahaha, Epaulettes always add flair!
Suspended – Right? You can smell the desperation.
It was even worse than you may have imagined, I couldn’t peel my eyes away from the train wreck. We had a yuge, tremendous, turnout Saturday, it was unpresidented. Proud marcher, I was honered to be there.