Did I Speak Too Soon?

did I speak too soon?Was I wrong about the Worst Thing you would ever see?

Just look at this. This is what someone would do to your jacket if they really hated you. I don’t even know what you’d have to do to make someone that mad.

Maybe if you fucked their husband? This should be called the I Fucked Your Husband jacket, instead of the MOTO Extreme Cold Shoulder.

Topshop says:

The denim jacket gets an unexpected twist in this unique spin on the staple. In a distressed style, it comes with extreme cold shoulder cut-out detail. Comes with a button-down placket and patch pockets. 100% Cotton. Machine wash.

Now see it in action.

did I speak too soon 2?Poor girl.

At only $100, if would be a nice prank gift. Especially for someone who fucked your husband!

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8 Responses to Did I Speak Too Soon?

  1. Dj says:

    Sister, you hit it out of the park..however, $100 is disappointing. Go get one at goodwill for $10, bling it up and sell it for $1200. Not impossible.

  2. T says:

    That price is incredibly low for the features offered. Comes with a button-down placket? I’d be twice that, for sure. Waiting desperately for your inaugural address, address.

  3. Dana says:

    Apt metaphor for today. Ugh

  4. Scoutito says:

    Pair this jacket with the pants below and it will take you anywhere!

  5. Jlynn says:

    Bling it up?

    One word: epaulettes

  6. Suspended says:

    Seeing this thing on, it looks like dungarees with sleeves. What an ugly, weird idea.

  7. Sister Wolf says:

    DJ – Yeah, you’d sell more at a higher price, definitely.

    T – Oh god, I vowed not to watch the inaugural address. But I marched!

    Dana – Ha!

    Scoutito – So true.

    Jlynn – Hahahaha, Epaulettes always add flair!

    Suspended – Right? You can smell the desperation.

  8. T says:

    It was even worse than you may have imagined, I couldn’t peel my eyes away from the train wreck. We had a yuge, tremendous, turnout Saturday, it was unpresidented. Proud marcher, I was honered to be there.

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