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The Politics of Stupidity
“Stupidity is the devil. Look in the eye of a chicken and you’ll know. It’s the most horrifying, cannibalistic, and nightmarish creature in this world.” ~Werner Herzog Many years ago, I was sitting in my car, waiting to make a … Continue reading
Comments For Jane 7-21-2010
OMG! This is major news! It’s official: Sea has confirmed FOR THE FIRST TIME that Ronny is her boyfriend! Where is the goddamn champagne?! I don’t know why it’s taken so long, but I think we can all agree that … Continue reading
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Tagged Asian men, gigantic packages, Mom of Shoes, Sea of Shoes
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All New Feature: Shopping For Mom
I just saw this chair at 1stdibs and couldn’t help thinking “Mom of Shoes!” So from now on, let’s consider ourselves her personal shoppers! If you see something that would fit in with Mom’s fabulous new decor, send it to … Continue reading
Can We Talk?
Here are the results of Mom’s hard work redecorating the family crib. Follow directions CAREFULLY. 1. Click on photos to expand to full size. 2. Don’t scream if you’re at work. 3. Find one item you would like to see … Continue reading
They’re Baaack!
Thank you Sea and Mom! You have given me the will to go on tonight! Sea is wearing some stupid outfit from her high school production of “Robin Hood”, but she’s pretending it’s some avant garde Japanese designer. Haha, nice … Continue reading