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Mrs. Palin Rebuts That Stupid President
Mr. Palin responded to Obama’s speech last night with characteristic aplomb. I love her little head movements at around 1:28. At around 5:03, we get “government takeover and mandation of healthcare.” I also enjoyed the newly inflated lips! P.S. The … Continue reading
Who the Hell are John and Kate?
There are too many names out there, and it’s getting way too hard to keep up. Who are these John and Kate people who are now having marital problems? I saw one of them on TV last night, and she … Continue reading
A Word From Sarah Palin
Speaking at a Right to Life banquet on Thursday night, Mrs P said she was energized about a lot of topics, including why more people should refuse federal stimulus dollars as she did. Palin said, “We have legislators all around … Continue reading
Rock of Love Exegesis
At first, you assure yourself that no matter how pathetic you are, you would never stoop so low as to watch “Rock of Love,” because (a) You don’t watch Reality Shows, (b) You’ve always hated Bret Michaels, and (c) There … Continue reading
The Wisdom of Erin Wasson
Oh dear! The Nostrilled One expands upon her appreciation of homeless style : “I was not meaning to demean homeless people whatsoever! I have actually talked to these homeless people. I’ve had conversations with them. It’s a choice that they’ve … Continue reading
Two Idiots at Starbucks
Today I stopped at a Starbucks on my way home from an exciting outing to a box store. I checked out the two girls in front of me, who were decked out in a weird combination of work-out attire and … Continue reading
“Why We Need to Call a Pig a Pig”
Two new collections of essays by George Orwell are as relevant today as when he wrote them. In Orwell’s “Politics and the English Language” (1946) he connects degraded language with the decline of contemporary culture and political thought. He also … Continue reading
Mrs. Palin: A Moron to the Bitter End
Citing her right to privacy, Gov. Sarah Palin refused to say who she voted for after emerging from her polling place in Wasilla, Alaska. That’s right, she wouldn’t say she voted for her own presidential ticket. We assume she did, … Continue reading
“Hair, of course, is never just about the hair.”
This is a quote from a piece about Mrs. P in the New York Times. I couldn’t agree more. Surely your hair says something about how you perceive yourself and how you want to be perceived. Personally, I never liked … Continue reading