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The Crash Reel
Once in a while, I see a film that is so transformative, I wish I could make everyone watch it. The Crash Reel is exactly that. It is a fucking gem in every way and I want you to … Continue reading
Mystery of the Toynbee Tiles: Something to See
Resurrect Dead : The Mystery of the Toynbee tiles is an unusually compelling documentary about a young artist who becomes obsessed with solving the mystery of odd handmade tiles that began appearing randomly on streets and highways across America in … Continue reading
The James Franco Project
In his quest to annoy every living being, James Franco is set to portray Robert Mapplethorpe in an upcoming movie project. He will also play Hugh Hefner and the Wizard of Oz in two movies currently in post-production. But you can’t fully … Continue reading
Let’s Just be Mad
“Filming began Tuesday on “Oz: The Great and Powerful,” the star-studded new-spin prequel to “The Wizard of Oz,” in Michigan, Disney announced. James Franco takes the lead as the young pre-Wizard, a magician who finds himself cast off into Oz. There … Continue reading
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Let’s Cast the Trial!
If you live in the US, I’ll assume that you’re following the Casey Anthony murder trial. If you live somewhere else, you don’t know what you’re missing! The trial has everything you could possibly ask for, except for O. J. … Continue reading
Douglas Buck: What a Fucking Cunt™!
The night before last I stupidly watched a movie called Sisters, directed by some cunt named Douglas Buck. I admit that I missed the beginning and since it was around 2 in the morning, I was somewhat medicated, ahem. But … Continue reading
Nickel and Dimed: Turn Up Your Speakers
If you don’t have time to watch the whole excerpt from The American Ruling Class, then start at 8:03 to see Max jump out of a meat locker for a nice solo with The What band.
Andre Leon Talley: Why?
I just saw “Valentino: The Last Emperor” for the first time, and of course it is delightful. The love story, the pugs, the hair, the dresses, the excess! My favorite moment was Valentino’s emotional proclamation: “An evening dress that reveals … Continue reading
Not Better Than a Poke in the Eye
Am I the only female on earth who doesn’t care about Sex and the City? I don’t care about the new movie any more than I cared about the other movie, which I didn’t see. Who gives a shit about … Continue reading
44 Inch Chest
Last night I stayed up late watching 44 Inch Chest, a movie that was not appreciated by film critics. As a huge fan of Sexy Beast, I figured it must have something going for it. If you like British gangster … Continue reading