Tag Archives: online shopping

Problem Jewelry

This necklace of horse teeth is sold out and it’s all my fault. I’m enslaved by tumblr and slacking off on my shopping tips. Please don’t be mad. You can’t have the necklace but for a little more money, you … Continue reading

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Stop Being Irritable!

All my life I have thought of myself as an Irritable Organism, like an amoeba under a microscope, being poked. Now, finally, there’s a treatment for this!   Read the product description: “This profoundly calming perfume has a fresh, soothing fragrance … Continue reading

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Finally!

The PERFECT monkey fur jacket.   Now all we need is a _________. (farfetch.com, $2,195.00)

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Colors!

A company called SRANGEBEAUTIFUL has come up with some sets of nail polish designed to appeal to the Proustian-minded among us. “….a range of 10 diaphanous veils of wildly haunting colors with inspiration ranging from the vampiric gradations of a … Continue reading

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Disappointment from net-a-porter

Shit.

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Penis Pin!

I can’t even remember the last time I found a nice piece of Penis Jewelry! (It was April 2009) But look at this wonderful pin! It can also be ordered as a pair of earrings in sterling silver or bronze. … Continue reading

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Some Coolness For a Change

Saga Sig is a versatile photographer from Iceland with a cool blog here.   Her work is featured on an online shopping site called Machine-A that is a really awesome, trippy experience.   Go there right now!   It will make your day.

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By No Means Slutty

I LOVE the text at Stylebop.com, a high-end shopping site based in Germany.   Maybe it’s the person who does the English translation, or maybe it’s silly in German too.   There is always something to delight. For example: “no worries, this … Continue reading

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Shit I Can’t Have

How do you like this draped tartan dress by McQ McQueen? If I could get away with it, I’d buy it immediately from my-wardrobe and never wear it. Don’t argue with me about this cool collaboration between Anglomania and Lee … Continue reading

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Engrish Levi’s

I love the online Levi’s store in Japan! There are all kinds of weird styles you won’t see anywhere else, plus the translations are so rewarding. I actually like these overall things, but after the shit I got for liking … Continue reading

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