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Which Shoe Makes You Sadder?

“Not just a sandal–a work of art, a thing of beauty. This Brian Atwood sandal boasts wild leopard print, ribbons that lace up your ankle, and feathers that sway with every step.”    $1,450 Neiman Marcus “Not just a shoe–an … Continue reading

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This Frightened Me!

I just clicked on “women” at Need Supply and this gave me a nasty shock. I was expecting some innocent pictures of the favored Need Supply model, with the tragic doodle-pad tattoos, wearing some crappy shorts or something, then WHAM! … Continue reading

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Oh God, It’s a Shoe

But why??? by Finsk. $999.95

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Open-Back Boots

I was going to pose the question, “These boots would be good for ___”, but Net-a-porter has already explained it! “LD Tuttle’s open-back taupe leather boots exude directional downtown cool.” So the mystery is solved.   They are good for for … Continue reading

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Tomboy Style

Dolce & Gabbana Fall 2011 My first reaction to this collection was: Give me those fucking shoes! It’s nothing to do with trends. I can’t walk in heels and a nice pointy oxford is my holy grail. This whole Teddy … Continue reading

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Suggestions for Jane™ 2-27-2011

My first response to these spring pumps by D&G was: “Sea of Shoes!” I   can’t think of anyone who could wear them better than Jane. No one can do Nutty 70’s Divorcee like Jane does. Somehow she manages to look … Continue reading

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We Will All be Wanting

Pink Docs.

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Things I Don’t Want to See in 2011

It’s time to move on from the big black goat-hair coat.   It was fun for a while but now it’s sad.   Do any normal people wear them, or just fashion blogggers? I don’t want to see any version of the … Continue reading

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Yes, a Hideous Shoe Post

Here is another offering from the cynical monster known as Jeffrey Campbell.   Each time he comes out with one of these, he is slapping his knee and laughing. He wants to see how far he can push today’s brainwashed consumerettes. … Continue reading

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Two “It Girls” for the Price of One

Here is Vanessa Traina, an It Girl I’ve only just discovered thanks to a magazine editorial on her grotesque and pretentious crib, which features a large quantity of fur and a stuffed zebra. I was going to devote a full … Continue reading

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