Tag Archives: Shopbop

Another Winner From Shopbop

Posted on June 4, 2009 by Sister Wolf

This is the Pepper Skirt by Leyendecker, $297.   It managed to stump the Shopbop copywriter, who can usually rise to the occasion. She may be having some sort of mental breakdown, and who can blame her with shit like this … Continue reading →

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More To Love From Shopbop

Posted on May 22, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Remember Sad Redhead Girl? Back in the day when she never smiled? Well, here she is in a plastic bag of some kind. It’s purported to be a Metallic Goddess Tank, by Free People. The Shopbop copywriter seems to be … Continue reading →

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Prostitute Chic

Posted on May 8, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Look at this new skirt at shopbop, by Thayer, available for only $253. It’s 100% polyester (so no hookers were killed in the process, I guess.) I love the description: “Destined to become a signature piece.” Ha! I wish I … Continue reading →

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Sylvia Plath at Shopbop

Posted on April 22, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Dear Sylvia, I’m sorry to inform you that there’s a dress named after you, available at Shopbop. I don’t know why anyone would name a dress ‘The Sylvia Plath’ but that’s what happened. I hope you like modal and spandex, … Continue reading →

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Meet Implant Girl, From Shopbop

Posted on March 10, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Thank god Shopbop has hired a model with implants! Now they can stop subjecting Starving Girl and Sad Redhead Girl to the humiliation of those bikini shots.

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