Monthly Archives: April 2009

Pigs in Politics

Just look at these pigs guys!   The question is, did their right-wing politics turn them into pigs, or did their pigfaces drive them to right-wing politics? (Click on the picture for the full horror.) This Pigfest was designed by Max, … Continue reading

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The Testament of Levi

I know everyone has better things to do than to watch the Tyra Banks show, so let me bring you up to date: Levi Johnston is totally screwed. Bristol won’t let him see their baby, because she hates Levi’s sister. … Continue reading

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Hipster Art: Everything Must Go!

Here is the “artwork” that was mistaken for trash and thrown away by some workman helping Courtney Love to move. It’s valued at $11,000 and Courtney is said to be furious. So am I!   The moving guy deserves an award … Continue reading

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The Price of Money

I was reading some crap about Michelle Obama’s style vs Carla Bruni’s, when I was stopped short by this photo. The woman in green makes Carla Bruni look like a PTA lady, doesn’t she? Shiekha Moza is married to the … Continue reading

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Ride a Cock Horse!*

Alright, who’s gonna buy me this new penis necklace by Vivienne Westwood? It’s a silver satyr riding a tiger’s eye penis…and a nice one at that!   Mothers’ Day, anyone? *

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God Save the Queen

I can’t understand anti-monarchist sentiments, when the Queen of England has given us all so much pleasure. I first fell for her in 1982, when some guy broke into her bedroom at Buckingham Palace, and she calmly spoke to him … Continue reading

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