Category Archives: Art

David Duff, Samurai

Once upon a time, a Crazy Russian Bitch launched a bizarre attack on me on a blog I visited. Then, she started attacking me on her own blog, mocking the way I wrote about my broken pelvis. She blocked me … Continue reading

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Astral Weeks and Me

Van Morrison’s Astral Weeks is not only the greatest album in pop music history, it’s the one that the angels listen to in heaven.* A new live version of this 1968 record has just been released, and while it’s a … Continue reading

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What is it About Antlers?

I’ve had a thing for antlers for a few years, and I see I’m not alone. Antlers seem to be pretty chic all of a sudden, and even though I hate it when the whole world has to copy me, … Continue reading

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“No Eating”

No Eating is a powerful new play that has been described as a cross between No Exit and Gilligan’s Island, with echoes of Endgame in its theme of absurd futility. Starring Kate Moss, Karl Lagerfeld, Carine Roitfeld (not pictured) and … Continue reading

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Lying About Books

In a survey carried out for World Book Day, 65% of people have claimed to read a book they never read. The real figure should be closer to 100% but some people insist on lying about lying, obviously. Here are … Continue reading

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Does Porn Cause Depression?

Over at 2blowhards, people have been strenuously debating whether porn is an art form akin to rock and roll, and whether we now accept porn as part of the internet experience. Obviously, the first question is nonsensical. But the other … Continue reading

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Shoes to Kill For

“The ‘Dovima,’ an 11cm, spike-heeled confection of gilded silk mesh and jewels, is embellished with a pair of rose pink-dyed, taxidermy birds with gold and crystal heads.” Sound good so far? How about this: They incorporate   “semi-precious stones, jet, satin … Continue reading

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PJ Party: Feel the Love

Today is my tribute to all the People Who Blog in Pajamas and Live in Their Parents’ Basement (at least metaphorically). I love you all. My dog Pico wanted to show his love as well. After reading about middle-aged women … Continue reading

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Shepard Fairey is a Fucking Punk

I am SO HAPPY to add my voice to the din of Shepard Fairey haters, since I have hated him from the word Obey. Obey yourself, motherfucker, I always think when I see his stupid Obey products, which now include … Continue reading

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I Heart Penis Jewelry

I wasn’t planning on writing about penis jewelry today, but who am I to defy destiny after coming upon this amazing penis bracelet? I swear I wasn’t looking for penis jewelry. I just got on a mailing list for a … Continue reading

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