Category Archives: Fashion

The Horror of Ed Hardy

Posted on August 9, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Have you ever marveled at the unmitigated grotesque awfulness that is Ed Hardy? This brand and its ugly stepsister, Christian Audigier, are not only repulsive to the eye, but really expensive, too. I showed the t-shirt above to my teenager, … Continue reading →

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How Old is Old?

Posted on August 6, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Today I read a boring article by Gen X poster boy Douglas Coupland about growing old. He notes that we all have two ages: the age we really are and the age we are in our heads. Later this month, … Continue reading →

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Shoes, Not Whores.

Posted on August 5, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Oh help me Jesus, I have posted and deleted another blog about the crazy whore who keeps getting all up in my shit. I know I should just turn the other cheek, but You know I can’t roll like that. … Continue reading →

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Lanvin, Weasels, and Romance

Posted on August 4, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Would you wear this weasel fur jacket by Lanvin?   How about if it costs $13,000?   Is Alber Elbaz having a little joke with himself?   How many weasels were involved, do you think? I’m sure I’m a despicable hypocrite for loving … Continue reading →

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Pretentious? Mais Oui!

Posted on July 31, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Kilian Hennessy, heir to the Hennessy cognac family, is a perfumer whose fragrances come in swanky black packaging. He looks kind of   faux-decadent, in a good way. I would totally go shopping with him, at the very least. Here is … Continue reading →

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Horrible Fashion Jargon

Posted on July 30, 2008 by Sister Wolf

“I’m all about a leopard shoe right now. I’ll wear these high/low style with a worn-out tee and skinnies” -Maureen, copywriter. ( re Pedro Garcia shoes ) How many things are wrong with this statement from today’s front page at … Continue reading →

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For the Snappy Dresser

Posted on July 28, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Do you like looking at ridiculous menswear? Do you long to see low-rent pimps, a fat guy in a crazy Zoot Suit, or fake crocodile shoes in every color of the rainbow? Good, because this is the place.

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Hideous Shoes To Brighten Your Life

Posted on July 27, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Earlier today, I was very annoyed by a crazy bitch who’s been taunting me online. But then I realized that if I had to go around kicking the ass of every single person I’ve somehow pissed off, I’d have no … Continue reading →

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A New Love

Posted on July 3, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Yesterday, when I wasn’t busy with penises, I found this leather skirt that I can’t afford, but still covet. The pleated ruffles just kill me! What wouldn’t look great with this skirt? So now I’m aware of Hartmann Nordenholz, who … Continue reading →

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Leave Prada to the Devil

Posted on June 30, 2008 by Sister Wolf

My pal enc wants these Prada Boots, which Neiman Marcus will gladly provide for $1,200.   In a lucky coincidence, I found my self online last night, hypnotized by crazy boots at Amazon. Once I started looking, I couldn’t stop. It’s … Continue reading →

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