Category Archives: News

Tom Ford’s Baby

Posted on March 12, 2008 by Sister Wolf

   Finally, we can expect the ‘It’ baby to arrive in 2008, courtesy of Tom Ford, onetime ‘It’ designer turned fragrance monger, who divulged his plans to Fantastic Man magazine. Tom’s partner Richard Buckley doesn’t want a kid, but too … Continue reading →

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Kate Hudson’s Butt

Posted on March 5, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Kate Hudson has pulled off a brilliant publicity stunt by pretending to be pregnant and then unveiling her body in a skimpy thong-style bikini. Her pristine white butt has appeared on every celebrity gossip site, photographed  from every possible angle. After … Continue reading →

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Chef Regrets Sex With Dead Girl

Posted on February 19, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Mark Dixie, 37, an unemployed chef, insisted today during his murder trial that he didn’t kill 18 year old Sally Anne Bowman, but rather had sex with her dead body. Dixie claims that he came across the body laying in … Continue reading →

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Grammy Awards 2008 Exegesis

Posted on February 13, 2008 by Sister Wolf

The Grammy Awards show was all about Amy Winehouse, but here’s what else happened. Frank Sinatra, who won’t stay dead, talked about the awards and then joined Alicia Keyes in a duet. Alicia looked gorgeous, even though her hairdo was … Continue reading →

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Brad Renfro and the Trouble With Larry Clark

Posted on February 10, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Larry Clark is a ‘polarizing’ figure, as they say about Hillary Clinton. You either deplore him for exploiting screwed up young people or admire him as a fearless artist with a unique vision. After reading a piece in the LA … Continue reading →

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Super Bowl Jello

Posted on February 5, 2008 by Sister Wolf

I like to pride myself on my complete ignorance  of football, but I ended up at a Super Bowl party on Sunday. A group of people watched the game, while others ignored it. When Tom Petty came on, everyone gathered near … Continue reading →

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Bummer For The Middle-Aged

Posted on February 1, 2008 by Sister Wolf

It’s miserable to be middle-aged, according to a new study of two million people in 80 countries around the world. How can I say DUH loud enough? The researchers examined data on depression, anxiety and general mental health, and found … Continue reading →

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I Love Marion Jones

Posted on January 18, 2008 by Sister Wolf

I’ve always thought that Marion Jones  was a goddess, and I don’t care that she took steroids. I can’t believe the outrage heaped upon her. What a morally backward society we are! Why don’t all athletes just take steroids, like bodybuilders … Continue reading →

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Fibromyalgia: Sign Me Up!

Posted on January 14, 2008 by Sister Wolf

A good friend of mine used to laugh about fibromyalgia, explaining that it’s a fake disease. Now that I’ve read about it, I am not only convinced that it’s fake, but that I have a severe case of it myself! … Continue reading →

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Suing Lindsay Lohan

Posted on January 9, 2008 by Sister Wolf

This morning I  saw the headline “Woman Says She Was Traumatized by Lohan” and my reaction was: Join the Club! I too feel traumatized by Lindsay Lohan, and I’d like some compensation for my suffering. I feel my blood pressure surge … Continue reading →

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