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Hillary’s Tears
God, it’s been one day since Hillary got all teary over a cup of coffee, and I’m already sick to death about the post mortem. Did she cry on purpose? Or is she “a human being,” as some pundits have … Continue reading
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Important Shopbop Developments
Look, they got Sad Readhead Girl to smile! This is a fantastic triumph for me personally and for the rest of mankind. Unfortunately, we must temper our pleasure with concern for Starving Girl, who looks even thinner. The space between … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, News
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Poor Kid At The Mall, R.I.P.
If It Were Up to Me Words and Lyrics by: Cheryl Wheeler Maybe it’s the movies, maybe it’s the books Maybe it’s the bullets, maybe it’s the real crooks Maybe it’s the drugs, maybe it’s the parents Maybe it’s the … Continue reading
Posted in Horrible Stuff, News
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Brad Pitt Goes Pink
While I’m eagerly awaiting tonight’s Larry King show, and his exclusive interview with Brad Pitt, I’d like to challenge anyone to read the following excerpt from the website of Brad’s new building project in New Orleans. Its inaugural event is … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, News, Words
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Lesbian Quads
This is the kind of story I love. It is full of little unexpected gifts! Like the names of the two moms: Miss Miller and Miss Snee. The quads are celebrating their first birthday, according to the Daily Mail, which … Continue reading
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Help Rate Republicans!
I was transfixed by the silly Republican debate, this week. The obsession with immigrants was particularly stupid and tragic. What a pathetic distraction! I am left with a need to determine who is more loathsome, Mitt Romney or Fred Thompson. … Continue reading
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The Crazy Cellphone Judge
You’ve probably read about the crazy judge in New York who sent 46 people to jail when no one would confess to being the owner of an annoying cellphone. When I read that Judge Robert Restaino was fired after an … Continue reading
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No More Peterson Crimes!
For the love of god, how are we supposed to keep track of these Peterson crimes?! First, there’s the cop who killed his “missing wife,” Drew Peterson. Natually, his wife has to be named Stacey, to remind us of Laci, … Continue reading
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A Disgruntled Crackhead to Avoid
Washington Post classical music critic Tim Page has been put on leave after sending an irate email to DC council member Marion Barry. Remember when Barry was Mayor, until he was arrested and convicted for possession of cocaine? Tim Page … Continue reading
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Thanksgiving
I am thankful for my best friend, who looks just like Madonna, and hates when anyone points this out. Isn’t she beautiful?
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