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The Art of the Prank**
Few things are more delightful than a well-executed prank. A good prank is a noble creative endeavor – that’s what I tell myself about the ones I’ve engaged in. The Nat Tate prank was devised by British novelist William Boyd … Continue reading
Lazy Celebrity Post
I love it when Madge looks like this. I get a rush of endorphins that’s better than shopping or chocolate! Keep up the good work, girl! I also love seeing before and after pix of celebrities. But not when they … Continue reading
Benefit Speaks!
Patricia XXXX<XXXXXXX@benefitcosmetics.com> Mon, Nov 22, 2010 at 12:37 PM It’s war at the makeup counter Hi, I read your blog post about your recent visit at a Benefit counter and I would love to help. Can you please let us … Continue reading
It’s War at the Make-up Counter
Today my friend X took me to the mall and we decided to visit the new Bloomingdales. We entered in the cosmetics department, unaware of the horror that awaited us. Some bitch at the Benefit counter approached me and started … Continue reading
Benefit Speaks!
Patricia Caro <patriciac@benefitcosmetics.com> Mon, Nov 22, 2010 at 12:37 PM It’s war at the makeup counter Hi, I read your blog post about your recent visit at a Benefit counter and I would love to help. Can you please let … Continue reading
Vagina Monologues Texas Style
Authors : gretchen bell aka dolly python , and Monique. 2010 A bare stage. Two friends at computers. A hint of spittle at the corner of each mouth. They speak the words in unison as they type. AND, I mailed … Continue reading
Meet Monique
Remember an avid troll commenter called Monique, who returned again and again to let me know what a stupid and pathetic untalented jealous loser I am? Remember when she passed on a message from her friend Gretchen that “my cunt … Continue reading
Crazy Mothers Club V
Today is my mom’s birthday and I’m burning a candle for her. Ever since she died nine years ago, I’ve had a much better relationship with her. I read somewhere that the relationship you have with your mom is in … Continue reading
Let’s Try Something New
Ahem. Let the meeting come to order! First of all, in response to all the nice people who are concerned about my age, my shriveled anus, and so on, I would like to make it clear that I will be … Continue reading
Posted in Disorders, Horrible Stuff, revenge, Words
Tagged crazy people, eyebrows, people who are jealous of Sister Wolf
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Comments For Jane 8-3-2010
Sea has taken a brief respite from shoe curating but the posing and self-adoration continue unabated, like the tides. Sea acquired an ugly cockroach necklace in an effort to establish her quirkiness, and she heaped on the black eye liner … Continue reading