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A Cat Show with Hairdos
My friend Romeo persuaded me to attend a cat show on Sunday, and it far exceeded my expectations in every way. The cats were disgusting, and the cat fanciers were totally weird. If you’re anything like me, and I know … Continue reading
The Land Down Under
While searching for dreadlock remover (imagine a little sad-face thingy here) I came across this wonderful product for use Down There. “Rid yourself of the unwanted grays and give hair down there a beautiful boost of color that’s destined to … Continue reading
Crotch Controversy
Crystal Renn posed nude in the May issue of French Vogue, and the sight of her public hair has been too much for some people. The comments at The Cut are filled with revulsion for Crystal’s crotch. Whether the photos … Continue reading
I Told You Hair is Everything!
Just look what happens when you take away Mrs. Palin’s trademark big hair! It’s like Samson after Delilah got through with him! A genius over here altered some pictures of Mrs. P by removing the long hair (along with the … Continue reading
More Girls I Want To Be
Today I came across this bewitching long-haired girl and recognized her at once as another girl I want to be. I don’t see many of them but when I do see one, it’s like an ache of remorse and disappointment. … Continue reading
A New Christmas Miracle
The day started out badly and quickly got worse. I realized that I forgot to make my credit card payment, but I don’t have the money to pay it anyway. Then, I tried to negotiate a payment plan with the … Continue reading
Mrs. Palin: Getting Her Back to Shiny
Mrs. Palin’s longtime hair stylist, Jessica Steele, is in deep shit. After telling the New York Times that Mrs. P’s hair was thinning and needed emergency help, she retracted this bombshell on Twitter, obviously afraid for her life and the … Continue reading
Hair and Jackets Progress Report
Looking back on the Bad Hair Lament and the close call with the Topshop Jacket, I can only say Thank god it all worked out okay. Andy fixed the hair and if you live in LA, he will fix yours, … Continue reading
A Bad Hair Day
When I’m not happy with my hair, nothing else matters. I am acutely fixated on the not-goodness of my hair. I tried lightening it to a brown color, forgetting how stubborn my hair is about staying black. It is now … Continue reading
The Ethics of Hair Extensions
Fergie is rocking* some unfortunate new hair extensions, but that’s not the worst of it. In the March issue of Allure magazine, you can learn about the business of hair extensions, and you will never feel the same about them. … Continue reading