Tag Archives: hideous crap

He who Hesitates is Skirtless

Posted on August 12, 2011 by Sister Wolf

This dramatic and frightening Thakoon “bustle skirt” greeted me at Shopbop this morning, only to disappear by midnight. What the fuck?!   Did it turn back into a pumpkin, or did it sell out in one day? You need to see … Continue reading →

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Which Shoe Makes You Sadder?

Posted on July 29, 2011 by Sister Wolf

“Not just a sandal–a work of art, a thing of beauty. This Brian Atwood sandal boasts wild leopard print, ribbons that lace up your ankle, and feathers that sway with every step.”    $1,450 Neiman Marcus “Not just a shoe–an … Continue reading →

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As if.

Posted on July 11, 2011 by Sister Wolf

These metallic pants would look great with ________________. Sass & Bide, $561 at shopbop.

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This Frightened Me!

Posted on July 6, 2011 by Sister Wolf

I just clicked on “women” at Need Supply and this gave me a nasty shock. I was expecting some innocent pictures of the favored Need Supply model, with the tragic doodle-pad tattoos, wearing some crappy shorts or something, then WHAM! … Continue reading →

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Oh God, It’s a Shoe

Posted on June 28, 2011 by Sister Wolf

But why??? by Finsk. $999.95

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The Army Skirt

Posted on March 21, 2011 by Sister Wolf

“This cotton skirt features a camouflage yoke and multicolored, eco-messaged embroidery. Topstitched snap-flap pockets at hip and paint-spattered snap-flap pockets at sides. Hidden zip and snap closures at front. Drawstring at waist and at asymmetrical bottom hem.” Whatever. This skirt … Continue reading →

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Suggestions for Jane™

Posted on February 1, 2011 by Sister Wolf

Here is the newest “Lita” by Jeffrey “Laughing his ass off” Campbell. The Exclusive Black Shag. At Karmaloop.   (Nickie Frye found them) Jane, before you say no, hear me out. These shoes would show that you are a Man of … Continue reading →

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Sheer Awful Fuckery

Posted on December 6, 2010 by Sister Wolf

WHY? Forget about the crimes of concept and execution. (i.e., the fact that they even exist.) Why the fuck are these awful pants called “Strapless Jumper?” Aren’t they already baffling enough? It’s like they’re trying to kill me. $187 at … Continue reading →

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In its Own League of Awesome

Posted on November 18, 2010 by Sister Wolf

(That’s how Solestruck describes this new creation by style butcher Jeffrey Campbell.) I like how this view features chipped toenail polish! But the very best thing of all is the strict directive: “Limit 3 per customer.“

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Take That, Jeffrey Campbell

Posted on October 31, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Ugh! Oh god. As if! ‘What an Angel’ by Irregular Choice.   $225 at Karmaloop.

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