Tag Archives: just kill me

I am Ukraine, WordPress is Russia

If you can read this, you’re a better man than me, because when I google this site I get a blank page, a warning, or some Japanese text. I had malware removed but still. I have spent countless hours on … Continue reading

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I, Monster

A few days ago, I was at the mall, drinking coffee and talking to a young woman I will call Mary. Mary had started the conversation, which I was enjoying, because who else wants to talk to me? She was … Continue reading

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Trump Twists the Knife*

Piece of shit Donald Trump appraises Mrs. Macron’s body as the President of France and Melania are forced to stand by without killing him. *the knife in my stomach. Honk if he’s giving you an ulcer, too.

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Donald Trump: Cunt Of The Year!™

Kudos to Donald Trump for winning this coveted award. He will dismantle public education, health care, environmental protection, voting rights, public housing, and then he will blow up the whole world! Great choice, republicans. Now, we can duck and cover, … Continue reading

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What Is A Nervous Breakdown? Part I

I think I know the answer! Because I’m on the brink of one! Haven’t you always wondered what people meant by the outmoded term “nervous breakdown”? I used to picture someone in a padded cell, just lying on a bed, … Continue reading

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Powerless

There is nothing worse than feeling powerless. Mothers always believe they have the power to make things okay for their children. If they scrape a knee, you know how to make it better. If they have a fever, you know … Continue reading

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Jobless

Refinery 29 just launched a Los Angeles-based blog and here is part of today’s post about redheads, written by the editor: Maybe all the brunettes are lightening up for summer or maybe there’s something appealing about standing out in the … Continue reading

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