Tag Archives: Madonna

Lazy Celebrity Post

I love it when Madge looks like this. I get a rush of endorphins that’s better than shopping or chocolate! Keep up the good work, girl! I also love seeing before and after pix of celebrities. But not when they … Continue reading

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Gap Teeth Love

I don’t know why a gap between the front teeth is so endearing, but I assume it’s something to do with evoking babies. I can’t resist a gap-toothed smile.   It’s only fair that Johnny Depp got the gappest-toothed woman in … Continue reading

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What’s Wrong With This Picture?

This is a real question. This is how Madonna dressed her daughter Mercy for a day out in Manhattan, while she herself wore some crap by Ed Hardy. Why does she want her child to look like a fucking lawn … Continue reading

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Oooh, Demi Has a Lawyer!

Demi Moore has a lawyer and she’s not afraid to use him. She is threatening to sue the Internet for daring to accuse her of being photoshopped on the cover of W magazine. You can read her lawyer’s letter here. … Continue reading

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Lessons From Madonna

Madonna was not put here on Earth just to annoy us, it turns out.   We can learn from her, if only we open our hearts and minds. Look at the photo above. Really look. Are you receiving Her message? Madonna … Continue reading

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Hair and Jackets Progress Report

Looking back on the Bad Hair Lament and the close call with the Topshop Jacket, I can only say Thank god it all worked out okay. Andy fixed the hair and if you live in LA, he will fix yours, … Continue reading

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Madge vs Angelina Smackdown

Don’t you hate the word ‘smackdown?’ I heard my self say it the other day, without irony, when speaking of Cheney and Obama. So now I’m using it to punish myself. Never again, though. So, Forbes has deemed Angelina the … Continue reading

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Madonna Brings It

YES. She nailed it.

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Gratuitous Madonna Bashing

Having fallen off a horse, Madge takes her face and a female underling out to dinner. Kate Winslet must be waking up in a cold sweat every morning, wondering if her head is still intact. What the hell!   Is Madonna … Continue reading

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Madonna, Our Savior

Do you love it or do you love it? All this photo needs is a good caption. Got one, anybody?

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