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Midweek Hatefest
This morning I said “I hate you” to my toothpaste, and I meant it. Every time I use it, the tube needs to be unclogged. It’s been a while since I last said I Hate You to an inanimate object, … Continue reading
It’s My Party And I’ll Cry If I Want To
Most people know at this point in social etiquette not to bark, “Cheer up!” at people who aren’t showing their back molars in a smile. Thank god that’s pretty much a thing of the past. I remember strangers informing me, … Continue reading
Posted in Disorders, grief, irritants, Words
Tagged friendship, grief, mental health, things I hate
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Weekend Hatefest
I’ll start with the word ‘pant’ in the picture above. Why can’t they use ‘pants’? The singular ‘pant’ is so grating, like ‘a red lip,’ which we all hate so robustly. I’m really struggling with existence. I’m looking for relief … Continue reading
Death Cafe: Stupid Or Awful?
Death Cafe is sort of a coffee klatch for would-be coroners. At present, it’s more of a movement than a physical space, with pop-up Death Cafe’s in 31 countries. Here’s how Death Cafe defines itself: At a Death Cafe people, … Continue reading
Posted in Horrible Stuff, irritants, Rants
Tagged cunts, death, stupidity, things I hate
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I Can’t Tell You Why
For the last two nights, we have been watching a new documentary about the Eagles. I have tested my husband’s patience by repeatedly asking “Which one is that?” I still can’t tell them apart. I always thought Don Henley was … Continue reading
First We Kill All The
One day last week, I had the clever idea of paraphrasing Shakespeare with a post called “First we kill all the something,” But now I’ve forgotten what the Something was. You’d think if I really hated it, I would remember … Continue reading