Monthly Archives: July 2009

The Essence of Hipsterism

The problem with Hipsters is that everything they love becomes kitsch. Hipsters in Williamsburg NY have so violated the neighborhood that Danny Hoch wrote a play about it. The New Hipsters are “looking for an authentic experience.” They LOVE “authenticity.” … Continue reading

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First Sister Wolf Video!

Figuring out how to make a video at my sister’s house. A masterpiece! UPDATE   9/18/09:   Video removed due to sisterly objections.

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Is This Hideous Enough?

I have to say that this fur vest actually scared the shit out of me. It’s the Haute Hippie Mongolian Vest, $895.   It’s “the look of the season” so steel yourself.   Why would anyone want to buy this, except to … Continue reading

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Mrs. Palin Was a Hoochie!

Back in 1995, Mrs. Palin was a real hoochie, as you can see in this video. Lots of eyeliner, big hoop earrings, snapping her gum, she almost looks like a chola, and that is a huge complement.   No wonder she’s … Continue reading

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Starving vs Force-feeding

Alexa Chung is rocking some fierce and super-coveted Acne wedges, but nobody seems to notice that she’s starving. Why won’t Alexa eat? The question is rhetorical. I know why. Been there, refused to eat that. Alexa probably looks in the … Continue reading

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The Real Housewives of Venice

Last night some time after midnight, while trying to figure out why I was watching a show called “Miami Social” since I can never remember who the characters are or which ones are the more offensive, I was rudely interrupted … Continue reading

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The Dregs of the Dregs of Reality TV

My husband discovered a new show for us to watch late at night, now that we’ve developed the habit of following Reality TV so we can jeer at stupid idiots and feel infinitely superior. “Watch What Happens Live” is like … Continue reading

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Two Ways to Honor Michael Jackson

One way is to buy this jacket (now available in white) from BB Dakota. $79 Or, you can wear this air-brushed t-shirt with little black rhinestones on the fro (!), even though your husband always asks “Who’s that supposed to … Continue reading

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But What Will Prostitutes Wear?

Here is the KEY LOOK for Fall, modeled by Shopbop’s new model, Rumer 2.0, featuring the all important shaggy fur jacket. Yes, this is the very same faux fur immortalized by Sea of Shoes and Her Mom in Vogue magazine! … Continue reading

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Mrs. Palin: Getting Her Back to Shiny

Mrs. Palin’s longtime hair stylist, Jessica Steele, is in deep shit. After telling the New York Times that Mrs. P’s hair was thinning and needed emergency help, she retracted this bombshell on Twitter, obviously afraid for her life and the … Continue reading

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